Kate Emblen

Apologies if some of my cards are decorated with bonus cat hair

Something very satisfying about inking up a ‘Fuck the Tories’ protest octopus during #PMQs

I’ve slapped on some drag-lite warpaint for the opening of my exhibition at the Catford Constitutional Club tonight. Come and laugh at my awful fake lash application. #Catford

If anyone is hungry in #Lewisham today the lovely people from @Guru_Nanak_Seva are serving lunch by the library #langar

The best cat on the planet left our plane of existence today. Please spare a thought for the realm she’ll be terrorising from now on. I am bereft and destroyed.

Remember those bonkers protests in #HonorOak last year because of the Drag Queen Storytime? If you've got any handmade placards or cool photos you'd like to see on a wall hit me up, I'm doing an exhibition.

Dude, found out three days ago my girl is dying. Sometimes a massive shit isn’t the worst thing. I think we can all learn from this

She doesn't give a toss but thanks again xx

Still would.

Well, we’ve all got to make a bit of cash somehow…