@Kateness8

I’m doing amazing, sweetie • she/her • as seen on buzzfeed that one time • wishlist: https://xitter.cf/t.co/mY0eO30hy5

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Joined February 2015
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I started my microplastics journey early by enjoying the mouthfeel of Barbie shoes
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If we’re ever in a survival situation and I die, you have my full permission to bite me
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For real though, eat me
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i know you guys are delighted about this ethan/hila klein thing but PLEASE think about the real victims of this situation... me, when i have to see pictures of two busted zionist freaks.
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I’m high and I made a dress She’s something. She’s grace. She’s flowers in your face
A screenshot of the game Dressmaker. There’s a black and gold dress with yellow flowers attached all over it. It has a halter top bodice with pearls lining the bust and a big pearly gold brooch in the middle of the waist

ALT A screenshot of the game Dressmaker. There’s a black and gold dress with yellow flowers attached all over it. It has a halter top bodice with pearls lining the bust and a big pearly gold brooch in the middle of the waist

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Those are individually placed pearls under the bust line 💅
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Runners, how do you start running? Like a little hop? Or walking? Like how do go from walk to jog? If you take one step walking and the other step running do you think the one foot is like wtf just happened?
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“No thank you sir, I only shower alone” -me, to the giant house spider I rescued from my tub
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I want to go to IKEA and pretend to be a person that can afford things
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Dressmaker, Dressmaker make me a dress I’m so distressed And such a mess Night after night in the dark I’m alone Please make me a dress so I can bone 🎶
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If you have a tendency to like condescending necklaces then you have a penchant for pedant pendants
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I’m an Xennial. I got the good parts of Gen X and the cute af parts of Millennials
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Like I’m a heckin good girl that was also a latchkey kid
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Duolingo just got me wrong twice, but I was technically right. They said “glasses” and I said “vasos” and they said “it was” and I said “fue” I googled it afterwards and you can suck it, Duolingo 😆
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It’s that time of year again where we get to play Is It Halloween Decor or Did Something Happen?
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Hi I’m Kate and I made terrible dresses. And you can’t stop me 😎
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It’s oddly freeing to share my creations after seeing all the elaborate ones others have made. Like going streaking at fashion school
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Adora Thimblethread said she wanted avant garde and I said ok here we go 🤦‍♀️
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My favorite part of a mammogram is when the mammogramist says “it’s mammin’ time” and then mammograms all over the place
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Ok so I will not go. Leave the lights on (so you don’t trip over anything) and carry me home
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The only thing I did this morning was eat lunch
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