People always ask me why I call Dora, Bits! she's only been laying there 5 mins! Look at the shit around her!!
“@MensHumor: By peeing in the shower, you can save over 1,000 gallons of water a year. #Truth” TOLD YOU!
“@neverknownfacts: #RETWEET if born in ➊➒➒➊ ┊ ➊➒➒➋ ┊ ➊➒➒➌ ┊ ➊➒➒➍ ┊ ➊➒➒➎ ┊ ➊➒➒➏ ┊ ➊➒➒➐┊➊➒➒➑ SLIGHTLY DEPRESSING...
“@UberFacts: People in relationships have a tendency to be meaner to single people.” Smug couples 😝