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Joined February 2012
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Finally @LFC KINGS OF ENGLAND 🏆🔴😭
Looking for a couple of keepers to join us for training on a Thursday evenings - plenty of shooting, finishing and high tempo 6/7 a side football. Anyone interested in coming along drop us a DM
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Arsenal fans summed up in this clip
😤 Martin: "We just brush over what a wonderful performance it was from Arsenal!" 🤦‍♂️ Simon: "If the roles reversed, you'd be all over it like a bad suit!" Simon Jordan wasn't happy with Martin Keown trying to downplay the shirt pull on Isak in #AFC's win over #LFC! 👀
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Yesterday saw The Town travel to Hertfordshire to face step 7 Cuffley in the anagram records trophy An intense battle against a good footballing side saw HKT secure a hard earned 1-0 win & a place in the next round Our goal coming from midfielder Cornell Holland Up The Town‼️
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All of a sudden it's about domestic dominance???? Go fuck yourselves
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Isak with the winner in West London 😮‍💨
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Florian Wirtz created NINE open-play chances against Brentford… The most in a single PL game in the last six seasons 😳👏 A deserved assist to top it off 🤝
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Mo Salah is the only player in Premier League history to win Player of the Season, Golden Boot and Playmaker of the Season in the same campaign 🏆 Will we ever see another player do it?
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My keeper ❤️ 🇮🇪
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Van Dijk x Jacquet vs Bournemouth
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Running out of words to describe Jacquet… another immense performance against Bournemouth today. Liverpool have struck gold with him… he’s a Rolls Royce of a footballer. Liverpool have only conceded 2 goals in their last 4 and he’s played such a huge part in that 👏🏼 Only cost £60m which in today’s market feels like a steal for a defender like him… one of the most underrated PL signings this summer. Earned his first senior France call-up this week too… so deserved 🤝🇫🇷
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ITS OVERRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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There’s just no way people are this clueless. Arsenal gets 70m for shirt sponsorship AND the stadium naming rights. Thats 2 things. Break it down however you want but an intelligent person would say that’s 35m a year per naming right. Liverpool got 60m for their shirt ONLY. It is a record deal for SHIRT ONLY sponsorship #LFC
This is £60m/season. Arsenal’s Emirates deal is £70m/season. They’ve just loosely changed the definition because of the stadium name (irrelevant / nominal value) to claim it’s a record.
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Sir Virgil Van Monstro… this guy gonna age like Thiago Silva there’s no way we see some crazy steep decline. He’s too good even at 35.
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"Wirtz has been really good today!" 👏
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Trent is a disgrace to the sport. One of the greatest RB talents we have ever seen reduced to a bench player because he chose to betray his boyhood club and glory hunt.
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We’ve got players who’ve just won back-to-back European Cups sulking because they want to join Iraola’s tricky reds… We’re gargantuan man
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Jack Grealish returning to Man City barely a whisper. Rashford returning to Man United and there’s wall-to-wall coverage. Same story. Very different noise. #Noticing
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Talk ur shi goat 😭❤️ teapaw.org/H_OFF23/status/2084676…
Replying to @HawkesAFC
insulting me like that for… telling you that he was gonna sign a new deal. 😅 Imagine if I had mentioned another club for Vini: “You got paid to use us, to get a better deal at Madrid!1!1”. 😅 I just told you what was gonna happen. New contract. That’s it.
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