Author, 'Small Time: A Life in the Football Wilderness.' Former goalkeeper, Orlando Lions, Borehamwood FC.

Raleigh
Joined January 2011
What a picture. What a goalkeeper. What a man. pic courtesy of @tgbjimmy
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Safonov continues to intrigue me. There’s hardly anything he does that you’d coach an academy keeper to do the same way, but he makes it work for him, and nothing else matters.
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Truly great moment. My reaction is completely justified.
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Almost never watch NFL anymore, took a peek at the end of the Washington-Giants game. Still laughing.
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Something like 19 of 21 conferences voted no the last time this came up. Is this proposal better for the players/game? Yes. Do ADs like change? No.
DI Cabinet approves proposal that would move men's soccer to a two-semester playing season. Because it passed with less than 75% of the vote, the proposal will now go to a 30-day rescission period, during which eligible DI schools or conferences can submit a vote to defeat the new rule. If two-thirds of the eligible members do not vote to defeat it, it will subsequently take effect. The Cabinet's vote is not final until its meeting concludes later today.
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Justin Bryant retweeted
"The red cartel want to stop City because they can't win any trophies, they're all in debt and crap" Last two winners of the premier league: Liverpool Arsenal
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Justin Bryant retweeted
Happy International River Plate Fans’ Day! 🤍❤️🤍
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If your response to this is ‘Maybe wrap your hair up next time’ and not ‘That’s an intentional foul, the referee or VAR has to deal with that’ you’ve got a problem, @jordangeli
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It’s 1982 and I’m on my way to my match
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Liverpool fans debating whether Marmardashvili can ‘replace’ Alisson. He can be the Liverpool number one. But there is no like-for-likes replacement. That position will be diminished when Alisson is gone, no matter who is in goal.
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60' | GOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLL MALICK DAOUDA OH MY GOODNESSS WHAT A GOAL🔥💎 Malick nets the second goal for the Tigers with an assist from Martin Bakken to put Clemson up 2-1! 📺 ACCNX #ClemsonUnited
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How am I just learning that Brighton’s home kit is a polo shirt
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Villa ruthlessly exposing Spurs’ main weakness (playing football matches).
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I’m on the call. This is a big one.
Saturday Night Live 🐏 Dorrance is the place to be when we take on No. 21 Clemson on Saturday night! 🩵 Blue Out ⚡️ Thunder sticks #GoHeels
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Justin Bryant retweeted
I (think I) can remember every single goal I allowed without diving. Every one of them irritates me when they cross my mind, THIRTY YEARS LATER. 😡 youtu.be/RlyT4nRbDis?is=ctHO…
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I (think I) can remember every single goal I allowed without diving. Every one of them irritates me when they cross my mind, THIRTY YEARS LATER. 😡 youtu.be/RlyT4nRbDis?is=ctHO…
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Back at it Tuesday 🐏 #GoHeels x @LaneDDS
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*seeing a professional goalkeeper follows me on here* haha what’s wrong with that guy *seeing a professional goalkeeper who doesn’t follow me on here* wtf, what’s wrong with that guy
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Shelton is badly outplaying Alcaraz, who finally looks like what he is: a guy playing his first tournament in 4+ months.
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