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Sometimes I give them a little nmap -A as a treat, just to make them feel useful
Doing some OSRS plugin stuff. Wilderness Player Alarm wasn't enough, so I made a plugin that beeps loud as fuck when a player is rendered on the screen in wilderness, as well as renders a moveable quick logout button that is always visible
>make reddit account to ask someone more about the supposed malware that pwned their discord
>instantly banned
I don't understand this website at all man, better off continuing to not use it
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“I couldn’t even rape you if I tried dummy, don’t get excited”, before dismissively tossing one’s hands up and walking away from the bemused street performer. The police have already arrived
Foid ragequit the shitpost discord because I set my bot to troon react her which automatically converted her messages to uwuspeak, leading the jannies to jail her for spamming
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On the subway and a sweet elderly black woman sits down next to me and gives me a warm greeting. But this isn't my first rodeo and I taze her as soon as she says "nigga this"
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In regards to the allegations which I am not addressing I would like to close with a quote from the great American journalist Elijah Schaffer: “I am only being persecuted because I have a dick and it works”
Suspended on Discord again, let's check and see what I posted... A gif? That's weird... Oh, yeah no that makes sense actually
Religious pilgrimage to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid where swathes of goyim walk around it seven times before entering into its inner chambers
Just got invited to X money but what Elon failed to realize was I don't have a phone number and respect Ted Kaczynski
They're posting their dicks in the GC again and I feel left out because mine doesn't come out of me anymore












