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The longer I spend doing academia in New England the more I understand why the people from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf were like that.
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The problem with being single in your thirties is that there is just something deeply wrong with everyone left in the dating pool.
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I always considered myself a well-rounded person. Then I got a PhD and became an expert on a topic that only 7 people understand. Four of them think I’m an idiot.
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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fat bear week nepo baby
He got it from his mama.
Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.
His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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57 men were in a group chat
57/57 men didn’t report it
57/57 men didn’t try and stop it
57/57 men let it happen
“Not all men” yet somehow 57/57 men.
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HR departments need to advise companies to stop hiring people who pledged frats. There's no reason to take on the liability risk of a person who has already demonstrated they are comfortable being part of an organization that at best tolerates & at worst facilitates SA & hazing.
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why are we still allowing young men to form fraternities when they’ve proven every year they can’t handle being in community with eachother without killing someone or raping someone…





























