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I'm a person who DOES look for any positive thing I can find about this Cowboys Team because I WANT to have hope. However, I also can't bull shit either, there's legitimately not ONE good thing about this Team that gives me hope. Literally not ONE! So of course we'll win tomorrow. 🤷‍♂️
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Some are out on this team, but if there is air in my lungs, I’ll always have faith! NOW…Cowboys it’s time to get it together Monday Night!
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One Team has an elite HC.... the other teams have clowns who couldn't coach their way out of a maze led by a tour guide!
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I love it
So GB talked all that shit after last week just to lose to Detroit and be sitting 4th in their own division. How CHEESY!
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So GB talked all that shit after last week just to lose to Detroit and be sitting 4th in their own division. How CHEESY!
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The NFL is so unpredictable... the only thing this year that has been predictable is the Dallas Cowboys Defense being ASS every week.
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Replying to @Kelly_K_9 @Disco220
Count me in. L!
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Man...I sure wish I had that kinda optimism about this steaming hot pile of shit that I call my Cowboys. This Team won't win 7 games.
The Cowboys are far and away the favorites to win the NFC East despite the slow start. I’m going to take a step back, relax and realize this team will be in the playoffs and they’re probably going to open against the Chicago Bears at AT&T Stadium if the course stays the same ✭
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Cowboys Cutz ready for #cowboyscave tailgate week ten ! also make sure you check out Best Friendz Podcast ! #cutzbyjonez
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Dumbest fucking take I've seen....Just absolutely fucking paint chip eating, brain dead.
When does Texas Tech start thinking about replacing Joey McGuire? I understand what he’s done but that’s a lot of money to spend on a roster and get your ass beat by Cincinnati. Do Tech fans really think they’re gonna win a championship with him as Coach?
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How can you hate Halloween? Women dressing up provocative... and it's always a "sexy" in front of it. A sexy nurse, cop, bumblebee, butterfly, traffic cone 🤣🤣 I dunno what you are, I just see them cheeks & applaud your efforts.
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Get your orders in....$20 & all proceeds fund the Tailgate, the HOTTEST tailgate that you'll attend. Our Cowboys may be on the ropes but the Cowboys Cave don't ever stop swinging! Come join the Tailgate family, we ain't scared to face the storm head on, WE BUILT DIFFERENT!!
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Be happy and watch non stressful football lol
It's Sunday and the Cowboys don't play today. TF am I supposed to do with myself? 🤣
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And yet Mack Leftwich is STILL our O.C. !??
BREAKING: Baylor has fired head football coach Dave Aranda, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/dave-aranda-fir…
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It's Sunday and the Cowboys don't play today. TF am I supposed to do with myself? 🤣
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I had to watch Mack Leftwich offense today
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Dude with a bathroom selfie calling anyone a bitch sure is ironic...🤣
Replying to @Kelly_K_9
Your team lost and you’re worried about the longhorns. Shut yo bitch ass up 🤣🤣
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Yeah, my team lost to an unranked Cinci....Will Hammond looked like absolute shit, Mack Leftwich DID coach that game like a scared lil bitch, go ahead and tell me my Red Raiders are overrated! I'M STILL STANDING HERE YELLING FUCK THE TEXAS LONGHORNS! 🤣
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