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I don’t know why live bands keep giving me mic to sing as an audience member. I go take over your performance o😂😂
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#BREAKING: Olivia Chow has been re-elected as mayor of Toronto
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Up Mayor Chow!!!!!!!
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Exactly!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥹 I always go all the way to the office gym bathroom to get some privacy. I hate the washrooms with stalls 💀💀. Too awkward.
Really wish bathrooms at work and public places were more private. Kinda like rooms instead of stalls with barely a wall demarcating each stall. Because how do we move on after I’ve heard you destroy the bathroom? How do we sit in meetings after knowing I know and heard you destroy the toilet 😂😂
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Slightly unrelated but I once went to a restaurant with two toilets and no demarcation. Meaning you could go in with a woman you know/are friends with or just pee looking at the butt of a stranger.
Really wish bathrooms at work and public places were more private. Kinda like rooms instead of stalls with barely a wall demarcating each stall. Because how do we move on after I’ve heard you destroy the bathroom? How do we sit in meetings after knowing I know and heard you destroy the toilet 😂😂
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😭😭😭😭 I need a redo
The month is April, @Ken_Chuk and I are driving across Third Mainland Bridge, singing Tholukuthi at the top of our lungs at 3am ❤️
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Attorneys do not want to sit down and prompt their associates repeatedly. They want a teammate who just gets it. You only need to give them the deal and the context, and you know what comes back will be good enough to start your review from. That's the idea behind useABI. It's built by M&A lawyers, and with the click of a button it gives you work product ready for your review. It's like having your best associate on the team, customized to you, and available to everyone. M&A attorneys who have used it tell us it feels like a colleague.
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The email will be deleted. I never saw it
Dear UK parents, how do you deal with this type letter from your children’s school? NB: not me.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This didn't happen in the UK and it's NOT real. UK doesn't use zip codes; we use postcodes, which you know well. 39429 is a US zip code (after a Google search), and no teach named K Wiliams I'm East Marion Elementary School. reddit.com/r/GetNoted/com…
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Really wish bathrooms at work and public places were more private. Kinda like rooms instead of stalls with barely a wall demarcating each stall. Because how do we move on after I’ve heard you destroy the bathroom? How do we sit in meetings after knowing I know and heard you destroy the toilet 😂😂
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For context, Jesus Christ (the basis for Christianity) was unjustly killed, in the most humiliating manner possible at the time, and in his dying breath, he asked God to forgive his murderers. That tells you all you need to know about what the church would do.
So if two people were caught having illicit sex in a church people will just look, laugh and pass? 🤔
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This one is actually unwell 😂
You followed bandwagon to comment without watching the video and you think you’re the smart one I don’t even like the man but your post was just unfair as it doesn’t relate to what he’s saying in the video, or you want people to keep buying anointed handkerchiefs?
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Lmaoo! I need people to understand that people would make decisions you don’t like and as long as it has nothing to do with you, you’ll have to chin up and take it. It’s their choice to move seats, if they refuse, no sense in demonizing them. You also do not know why they have refused to move. Elevating the other person’s reasoning above the person refusing to move is wicked and entitled.
This possessiveness over seats is mean-spirited. Unless you've paid, it isn't hurting you to switch. Groups that initially picked seats together get split up after booking or simply never give you a chance to get them. Spending hours listening to tears to prove a point is weak.
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They’ll escort you out and ban you from returning.
So if two people were caught having illicit sex in a church people will just look, laugh and pass? 🤔
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I think Muslims need to understand something uncomfortable. Non-Muslims do not owe Muhammad their respect. They do not believe he was a prophet, and some do not even consider him a good man. You can disagree with them, but you cannot demand that they see him the way you do. Your reverence for someone does not create an obligation for the rest of the world to revere him. So, are we going to kill everyone who insults Muhammad, or are we going to learn to practise our religion in a world where not everyone shares our beliefs? Because the world is not going to become Muslim just to protect our feelings. We have two choices: learn to live with our differences or spend our lives fighting a world we cannot control. You cannot force people to love your prophet by making them afraid to criticise him. You can only teach them to fear those who claim to love him.
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Reason 199999 you should relocate if you can .
One minute, you’re just a bank staff earning ₦140k/month, commuting between Iyana Ipaja and VI daily. Next minute , you have a PR in Europe, drive a nice car, a nice apartment, and the freedom to travel and afford almost anything you want, all within 2 years. Still crazy to me.
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Guys please fight for the life you want. Drag yourself out of the pits of self-doubt, self sabotage and whatever the devil is whispering in your ear. We are not here for long, empty yourself up. ♥️🌸
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I really do think y’all are prioritizing your feelings and emotions over the long term discipline of your child. You don’t have to spank or flog your children btw. It just seems to me that any form of discipline is quickly graded as abuse or some other issue. Maybe consider that you are allowing your adult feelings and discomfort come in the way of raising your child. In the end when they head out into the world, they’ll meet people who do not care and I hope they are equipped then to handle themselves.
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Parents not doing this is how you get kids that are screaming in the supermarket and kicking televisions. This is a very good style of parenting. There are consequences for bad behavior. If you don’t teach them, life will teach them outside, either in a cell, or at the hands of someone who decides to beat the heck out of them. Train your children properly
Feminist Oyinyechi reacts to video of Maraji flogging her son as her own version of gentle parenting
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If every conversation for you is an opportunity to start gender war, you cannot be happy in life. You genuinely cannot.
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That is not violence against children, gosh I hate that words don’t have meaning again. What I don’t understand is why Maraji posted that video, I don’t get it.
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