Macharia Njeru

The ‘clarity’ that celibacy brings kicks in after how many years?? All it has brought me is anxiety and poor sleep! Y’all lied. 🙄🙄

Hii veve ya leo imenitesa aki ya nani. Situlii mahali moja, sina amani, na sweat tuu. Sasa imeitisha makali,nimeipea quarter ya Kibao, sasa tena inadai kitemeo soft kama ya Muindi. Nitaitolea wapi sahii mayangai.

Men, how hard is it to apply jelly(vaseline) on your buttocks??! Aaaii hapana we can't be living like this. Moisturise!

one day you’ll meet a guy that isn’t your type but he treats you right from the start and you’ll force yourself to give hime a chance,it’s VERYY important that you IGNORE him !!!!!!! vumbi naona

What was the nickname of your highschool? I'll start JOBO - St. Joseph's boys Kitale.

I’m also saying it’s impossible. Stop lying kijana.

I really need a new phone 🥲.

Mnipee step by step tips and lessons on how to become an avoidant!

Kenya met need to explain what they meant by El Nino / heavy rains in October. 7 am and the sun is already boiling me away. Ama ni ile jua ya mvua?

Why does a fridge need to be connected to the Internet?

Nataka next harvest ningoje farmers watoe mahindi kwa shamba uku ocha , uwa wanauza as low as 70 bob 2kg mamae , nichukue kitu kama 40 gs nibuy nieke kejani for 2-3 months alfu nirudishe soko 😂😂SI kutakuwa na returns ama ?

I am witnessing my downfall at a very amusing rate. I can't remember the last time I had 10K to spare... wait, 5K. I can't remember the last time I spent on the ho's. My Redmi died yesterday, and my laptop is breathing like an FSR. I might not recover from this anytime soon

😂😂 sina punda lakini kama ni kazi ya punda unataka, unaeza enda hapo opposite PCEA ya ngurubani kuna jamaa hukuwa na punda haoo

One thing about where I am, I don't know when it's a public holiday. Unless it's Christmas or easter

Ihab Kariuki was my neighbour at some point he shouldn't have died

Shocked at those saying she should give birth She’s 16 she’s not finished school That 23 year old is done with uni and should be in jail Normalise sex education and family planning for teenagers because they are having sex and majority are being preyed on by adults