Astros |❤️8/22/17❤️
Houston, Texas
Joined November 2012
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"Some are born to move the world, to live their fantasies.
But most of us just dream about
the things we'd like to be." -@rushtheband
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The 2022 Astros had a:
111 team OPS+ vs. 2026 Brewers 105
2.95 rotation ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.61
2.80 bullpen ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.40
106-56 regular season record
11-2 postseason record, WS champs
As great as this Brewers team is, it’s ‘22 HOU
I guess he doesn’t like being called out for being a sellout to sports gambling. Have some shame @MarinerMuse
The Rays came into World Series Game 3, down 2-0, and put a .750 OPS hitter in the two-spot and a .620 OPS hitter in the five-spot, while benching an .819 OPS and a .792 OPS. They got too cute with the platoon stuff and took two of their best position players off the field
The Brewers’ 3rd and 4th best lefty hitters both got RBI hits against the Rays’ best lefty reliever.
The Rays are scared to start their two best lefty hitters against a rookie lefty starter.
These teams are just not on the same level
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THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS SWEEP THE REIGNING BACK-TO-BACK CHAMPS AND ARE HEADING TO THEIR FIRST WORLD SERIES SINCE 1982!
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FINAL: Rays 4, Yankees 3
The best team in the league finishes the sweep and heads to the ALCS. A game-tying Anthony Volpe home run was overturned because of fan interference, and the Rays held their one-run lead for the final 10 outs. The Yankees haven't won a title in 17 years.
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🔊 Listen to the roar of the @Brewers faithful as Jackson Chourio walks it off!
🎥 @GEICO #BallparkCam
AJ Pierzynski just said that Antonio Senzatela has been a really good multi-inning reliever for the Brewers. Senzatela has a 5.14 ERA with 21 innings pitched in 23 games
On Sunday, April 26 of this year, the five worst records in MLB were:
New York Mets, 9-19
Philadelphia Phillies, 9-19
Houston Astros, 11-18
Boston Red Sox, 11-17
Chicago White Sox, 11-17
Four of those teams made the playoffs.
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Playoff baseball is so much fun when you don’t care who wins.
When your team is playing, it’s basically 3 straight hours of feeling like you’re about to have a heart attack.
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When Jose Altuve takes the field tomorrow, he will have played more playoff games than 12 MLB franchises:
New York Mets
Baltimore Orioles
Cincinnati Reds
Pittsburgh Pirates
Minnesota Twins
Toronto Blue Jays
Kansas City Royals
Texas Rangers
Tampa Bay Rays
Los Angeles Angels
Milwaukee Brewers
San Diego Padres
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A leader, a champion, a legend.
Thank you for every moment, every milestone, and every memory you gave to Houston. Congratulations on an extraordinary career, JV 🤘🧡
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For the 9th time in 10 years, the @Astros will be playing in the #Postseason!
Thanks to the Twins win over the Rangers, Houston has #CLINCHED the AL West title!
(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
ALT 2026 AL West Champs: Houston Astros 2026 MLB Postseason presented by Budweiser Pictured: Cutouts of Yordan Alvarez, Josh Hader, Jose Altuve, Hunter Brown and Isaac Paredes in orange Astros jerseys Pictured: Cutouts of Yordan Alvarez, Josh Hader, Jose Altuve, Hunter Brown and Isaac Paredes in orange Astros jerseys 2026 MLB Postseason presented by Budweiser
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Terrible roster, terrible start to the season, terrible rotation, but also a terrible division. The Houston Astros have made the playoffs for the 10th time in the last 12 years. 1/3 of MLB teams have made the postseason 10 or fewer times in their existence
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2026 #Mariners highlights. How can you not be romantic about baseball?