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Chattanooga, TN/Waterbury, CT
Joined April 2009
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Would you rather see the Yankees fire Aaron Boone or Brian Cashman?
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Can you suck my pussy, if I allow you darling?🥰💦💦💦
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Will you eat my pussy?😊
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Name the movie.
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Choose 1 yall 👀
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Were you playing this game when you were 8 years old?
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Which one would you Eliminate?💥
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Lawrence Taylor forced offenses to redesign entire protection schemes around him alone, and Ray Lewis's pregame entrance in Baltimore was intimidating before the ball was even snapped. Mean Joe Greene anchored the Steel Curtain a generation before either of them. Who's the most feared defender ever?
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If George Lombard Jr. hits a HR tonight someone who retweets and is following is winning a Yankees shirt. Comment your size. Let’s go Yankees.
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What topping would ruin your burger?💥
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i miss you goat
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"I got traded to New York—the team I grew up cheering for, the team me & my mother always had so much love for…It’s an honor to be wearing this jersey, I don’t take it for granted…Really a childhood dream come true” –– KAT
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the suit we've been waiting for 🤩
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Turn it up to 11. #RepBX
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If Aaron Judge hits a HR tonight someone who retweets and is following is winning a shirt. Comment your size. Let’s go Yankees.
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