I rewrite video games on YouTube // Business: [email protected]

San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2020
This sums up my last 24 hours on this app. Your vibe coded slop isn't art, and it never will be. You didn't make anything, a computer did.
she’s so tired of generative ai
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I love my Steam Controller!
It's been 5 months. Does anyone even still talk about this thing?
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I wanted to love Silent Hill: Townfall so much - it borrows a lot from 2 without repeating it and incorporates fan theories, but punishing stealth in first-person is tough to get right, and this wasn't fun enough to justify multiple playthroughs to master the mechanics.
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Playing the Citadel DLC just after Thessia is the perfect kick in the butt the team needs to get back out there. Agree it would be best after the climax, but then you have to retcon the ending(s) if Shepard is there, so compromises have to be made somewhere.
I kinda hate how this is implemented in the Legendary edition. It just becomes available after Priority Citadel II and is tonally inconsistent with the rest of the game. The DLC is meant to be played a year after you complete the game the first time as a final goodbye to Mass Effect. It's not meant to be available in the middle of the game.
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I love Steam. Please do this.
yo @TimSweenyy you should organise an AI game dev boycott where all AI game developers refuse to publish on steam and only publish on Epic
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KevinHelpUs / I Fix Bad Writing In Games retweeted
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I swear @TimSweeneyEpic makes a dollar every time he’s on the wrong side of history. It’s the only reason he could ever be a billionaire.
This is exactly what's happening.
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KevinHelpUs / I Fix Bad Writing In Games retweeted
'Mass Effect' director on the Bioware studio closure: "At least i don't have to call in sick when GTA 6 comes out." 😂
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Oh good, Pathologic is harder now.
The biggest Pathologic 3 update yet is LIVE! What's new: • Easy & Hard difficulty modes • Photo Mode • Two new ways to kill Shabnak • Separate subtitle language selection • New decree icons • Tons of fixes and improvements!
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This project was real early in development, and I'm sure this feature list would have changed, but if true, it sounds like BioWare got the message from fans about the last few games and wanted to go back to the grittiness of Mass Effect 2. Here's hoping someone buys the IP.
I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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We’re getting Jack Quaid to do Billy’s re-enacted scenes in You Can See Everything 2, right? @JackQuaid92
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Oh no, a minor inconvenience. This is a job for day drinking.
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Fallout was a hit show. No new game to sell. The Last of Us was a hit show. No new game to sell. Surely, EA has learned from the mistakes of their peers? … RIGHT?!
IGN can exclusively reveal that the Mass Effect television series remains in development at Amazon MGM Studios despite news of BioWare's closure and the cancellation of Mass Effect 5. For more info: bit.ly/4iz8vAx
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IYKYK this is the deepest burn (and I made an hour long video roasting Mass Effect 3)
Unfortunately, Bioware really only had 3 distinct options going forward. (I am probably not the first person to make this joke)
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Don’t you dare ‘monkey’s paw’ this by mentioning the U-word.
I LOVE CLOUD GAMING PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @XBOX I ALSO HATE DISCS PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @PlayStation I LOVE TURN BASED COMBAT PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @larianstudios I ACTUALLY JUST LOVE YOU WITHOUT MAKING LIES UP PLEASE BUY BIOWARE @CDPROJEKTRED NOT YOU @Ubisoft
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Now how am I supposed to pay to be someone else’s maid?!
JUST IN: Airbnb announces new rules banning hosts from requiring guests to wash dishes, do laundry, strip beds, or take out garbage before checkout.
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Finally, some good news today. Haven’t tried this yet, but if you’ve never played Outbreak - or never played it online - you owe it to yourself to try. #remakethisgamealreadycapcom
Resident Evil Outbreak 1 y 2 ya se pueden jugar directamente desde el navegador y ONLINE con otras personas Ambos juegos cuentan con modo OFFLINE y ONLINE, con la posibilidad de crear salas para jugar con amigos. Me vuelvo LOCO. Link: outbreakweb.com
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