Coventry City fan 🩵 Only on this hellscape to harvest any remotely positive comments about my new book ‘It Never Happens For People Like Us’ - out now!
Loch Lomond, Scotland
Joined October 2011
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Purely for my own amusement (and at my own expense!) I got TikTok/Insta sensation BexxyBex to run through some of the finest @Coventry_City chants in her own unique style to promote my forthcoming book 🤣🩵💪
(Note: some tasty terrace language)
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Selling copies of the book from 1pm tomorrow at the @skybluesarchive stall, CBS Arena fan village, with proceeds to the archive.
Maybe see you there! 🩵
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Enjoyed this, thanks for having me on! 🩵
Listen to the latest episode in which @Clarriebourton & @claudiocardelli talk to @KevinUnitt about his new book 'It Never Happens To People Like Us' open.spotify.com/episode/4Fp…
15 years wasting time😬
Highlights
- Chatting holocaust with Frankie Boyle
- Footy stickers with Richard Osman
- Nutribullet with Andi Peters
- Row with Charlie Brooker
- Blocked by Melanie Phillips
- STILL unfollowed by @CoventryCityFC despite all flirtation 🤣
#MyXAnniversary
I’m still convinced signing copies of my book for people might actually devalue them 🤣
But if some want my squiggle then so be it 🩵
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Ever seen ten “long throws” barely reach first man?
Our set pieces in general are utterly dreadful and those are where marginal gains can be made.
Last 10 minutes suggested none of them truly believe in this season, Lampard included.
Seems like recruitment has ruined it #PUSB
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The reviews are in and the people have spoken.
Get yours while stocks last 🩵
Beginning to get into ‘easy Christmas gift idea’ territory now.
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Kissing badge of a club who has stuck by you after 18 months of injury has nothing to do with us. Grow up.
Grimes is doing Ok, they’re all adapting.
I know it’s a madhouse in the Prem but it’s made some of us even more reactive, with even less perspective. Calm down.
#PUSB
This achingly beautiful photo book by @TilleyEsquire is about the final days of Highfield Road.
Nostalgia for the old girl, so profound and moving, I wish I’d had some of it in my own book. Stunning!
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Quietly, efficiently doing the business for decades. Mr consistency in the crisp world. Never courts publicity but deserves it!
The latest in my #YellowPages series of absurd and not helpful whatsoever book ‘promotions’ 🤣💪
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Latest ‘marketing’ of book.
Reference likely to mean nothing to anyone under about 30 🤣🩵
#JRHartley #YellowPages
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Yeah it’s certainly not flushable everyone, sorry about that 🤣
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⤵️ Donate to Koa's Go Fund Me here!
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Let’s have some Matt Grimes appreciation: many guilty of snap judgements at start, and I don’t want to go too big in reverse after couple of results, but I feel he can grow into this league now.
Right up on the play other night, great composure and touch. Our captain 💪🩵 #PUSB
The reviews are in and the people have spoken.
Get yours while stocks last 🩵
Beginning to get into ‘easy Christmas gift idea’ territory now.
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#PUSB
Thing about Brandon Thomas-Asante is a sort of untrained, wild, through-the-leagues energy. They don’t know what he is going to do because neither does he. Proving vital to getting us up pitch and forcing mistakes. Can see why he keeps going higher in Frank’s thoughts/picks #PUSB
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Special delivery from @KevinUnitt!
𝑰𝒕 𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑼𝒔!🤩
So chuffed to see my comments about Tats and even included in the acknowledgements!🙏🏻
Proud to be part of the Sky Blue family all the way from 🇯🇵🩵!
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