I have a wife and four sons, and I like them a lot. Residential real estate broker and investor. I love connecting people.

Denver, CO
Joined September 2008
2023 vs 2024 WNBA attendance trackers. Seeing who Caitlin Clark has played so far this season and who she hasn’t, it looks like she’s worth a solid 10,000 extra ticket sales per game.
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“People do business with people they know, like, and trust.” and “Sorry, we want to keep business and personal separate.”
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My 8-year-old already cooked right through his new back-to-school shoes. Got the same brand last year and they lasted through the following summer. Not sure why this pair was 🗑️
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Scenario: 1st-time buyer rents for $3,000/mo Can buy a 5 bed 2 bath: $439K After program and seller assistance, total out-of-pocket: $2,500 Payment: $3,200/mo Basement needs $7,500 to make rentable for $1,600/mo My buyer lives on 3-bed main floor for $1,600/mo. Good deal?
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This is a great chart. Colorado coming in under 10%. Eh. Iowa, my home state, lowest in the country by a long shot.
Texas remains the accidental landlord capital of the US 14.5% of single-family homes for rent in Texas were listed for sale first: the owners tried to sell, then put them up for rent That's the highest share of any state
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Their offer is always to apologize and offer to remake a pizza. As if customers who stopped by to grab their pizza to go can stand around for an extra 15 to 20 minutes. They never get better. The quality control is ghastly. @dominos care to respond?
Another Friday night @dominos disaster. This is how they sliced a standard 50/50 pizza. Some pieces 5 inches of crust. One piece two inches. Another piece … a one inch sliver? How can they consistently be this bad????
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Someday I hope to get a personal apology phone call from their CEO.
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Another Friday night @dominos disaster. This is how they sliced a standard 50/50 pizza. Some pieces 5 inches of crust. One piece two inches. Another piece … a one inch sliver? How can they consistently be this bad????
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I guess there’s no “law” against carpeting the laundry room in a flip, but that doesn’t mean you should.
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$1.285 BILLION @mountainwesttax I found you a deal.
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Look at the staging TRICKERY. The kitchen photos clearly show an adjacent room staged as a living room. BUT the living room photos are staged as a dining room. It's very easy to believe this home has both a living room and dining room. I haven't seen this trick before.
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No household with boys (or even grown men) would choose to keep a basket of white towels right there.
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Atrocious choice of shower wall tile. Full Disclosure: I'm of the persuasion that shower tiles should be easy to spray and wipe down to clean.
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My wife has been learning how to use ChatGPT. Send help.
🤖 Made with AI
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Views from a property I toured yesterday. Direct line of sight into the neighbor’s shower. 🤦‍♂️
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Below average curb appeal. Human feces cropped out of the photo.
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Home preview favorite highlights: This tp Too lazy to do touchup paint This carpet These lights
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Townhome purchased 2018 for $255K FHA Refi in March 2021 at 2.25% Listed June 2026 for $245K (how is a place worth $10K less than its purchase price in 2018!?) Marketed with 2.25% FHA assumable mortgage. UC after 47 DOM and a price reduction to $240,000.
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“The second act belongs to the villain.” Such a banger line from @david_perell’s podcast with @SPressfield. The good news is that the hero is capable of inner change to the point of self-sacrifice. The villain is not. @wesgay you would love their episode from May 4.
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Believe it or not, one of these two options is supposedly my color match for this wall. I must have caught a @HomeDepot employee on his first day.
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An essential skill.
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