DO NOT COME IN MY DM unless you plan to pay my rent and take care of my 5 kids! My therapist said NO NEW friends unless theyโ€™re imaginary!๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’‹

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The tortilla is just an edible plate at this point๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿซ‘
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This is for anyone who needs a little extra love today๐Ÿค—โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉนโค๏ธ
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โ˜€๏ธSoft Mornings Reminder:๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซง๐ŸŽ€ Slow down, sip your juice, enjoy your breakfast, and give yourself permission to ease into the day. You donโ€™t have to rush or have everything figured out. Protect your peace, romanticize the little things, and remember that you deserve a life that feels as good as it looks.
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If loving tacos is wrong... I genuinely don't wanna be right ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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It actually is! Y'all be so mad we don't have to find a babysitter or pack a diaper bag!
โ€œNo Kidsโ€ isnโ€™t a flex btw.
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Happy Tuesday Sexy Skeletons! Reminder: Trust yourself a little more. You've made it through every hard day you've ever faced! Have a great day Lovies! Loooooove Yoooooou! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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I watched the beginning an unhealthy amount of times ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Happy Monday Ghouls and Goblins! Reminder: Before you go looking for more ways to improve yourself, take a moment to love the person you already are. She deserves flowers too. Be gentle with yourself today, okay? Youโ€™re still growing, still learning, still becoming....and thatโ€™s a beautiful place to be. Loooooove Yoooooou!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Happy Sunday Cupcakes! Loooove Yoooou!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Happy Saturday Lovies! Have an amazing weekend! Looooove Yooooou!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Happy Friday My Lil Biscuits! Reminder: Look at yourself with softer eyes. Youโ€™re carrying things nobody else can see, and youโ€™re still showing up! Have the best weekend and an awesome Friday Sunshines! Loooooove Yoooooou! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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I will never understand how people can be adult enough to lay down and make a baby together but canโ€™t be adult enough to co-parent together cordially.
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Happy Thursday Honey Loves! Reminder: Let yourself have a bad moment without turning it into a bad day, a bad week, or a bad opinion of yourself! Have the best Friday Jr. My Babies! Loooooove Yoooooou! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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They should have burned you at the stake
6 years ago I told yall I put ketchup on my Mac and cheese and I was ripped apart
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