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I don’t know if I should jump up and down, or cry.
My sons are moving out.
Ok. I’m crying. I hope it’s not just me who does this.
I cried when they left for kindergarten. I’m sappy.
I love my sons. I want the best for them. Let them spread their wings..
I’m going to be an empty nester.
@KickRocks2026
Look at this doe.
Title: “Bucky Says Cheese”
(Eventually)
Lisa Nazzaro crouched in the reeds at the edge of the pond, camera raised, whispering encouragement like she was directing a very damp, very stubborn model.
“Okay, Bucky… just a little to the left. Chin up. Show me those famous incisors.”
Bucky Beaver waddled two steps sideways, paused, and immediately began gnawing on the tripod leg with the focused intensity of someone who had just discovered the meaning of life was solid wood.
“Not the equipment,” Lisa said, gently prying the leg free. A fresh set of tooth marks now spelled “Bucky was here” in beaver Morse code.
She reset the shot. Bucky posed, sort of. He sat up on his hind legs, slapped his tail once for dramatic effect, then turned to inspect his own reflection in the pond.
The reflection was also a beaver. This confused him deeply. He leaned closer. The reflection leaned closer. They both looked extremely disappointed in each other.
“Smile,” Lisa coached.
Bucky obliged by opening his mouth as wide as it would go, revealing a set of teeth that could double as a wood chipper and a mild threat. He held the pose for exactly one second before sneezing so hard he toppled backward into the mud.
A small splash. A larger splash when he flailed upright, now wearing half the shoreline.
Lisa lowered the camera. “You’re doing great, buddy. Very… natural.”
Bucky responded by dragging a medium-sized branch into the frame, dropping it directly in front of the lens, and looking at her with the proud expression of an employee who has just “helped.” The branch blocked everything except his left eye and one determined eyebrow.
“Perfect,” Lisa muttered, deleting the shot. “We’ll call that one ‘Industry.’”
She tried one last time. Bucky sat still. Actually still. The light hit his damp fur just right. His teeth gleamed. For three glorious seconds he looked almost professional.
Then he spotted a floating leaf, decided it was a personal insult, and launched himself into the water mid-shutter-click. The photo captured only a blur of tail, a dramatic spray of pond water, and the faint outline of Lisa’s boot as she scrambled backward.
Bucky surfaced, shook once, and waddled back to her feet, dripping and extremely pleased with himself. He dropped a single pinecone at her shoe like a tip.
Lisa sighed, smiled, and took the shot anyway, the one of Bucky standing there, muddy, smug, and utterly unbothered by the entire concept of photography.
It was, she later told anyone who asked, the best picture of the day.
Bucky looked up at the camera, mud still dripping from his whiskers, and muttered, ‘Just make sure they can see the teeth. Everything else is optional.’
@KickRocks2026
“The Necklace of the Silver Shadow”
In the quiet folds of the West Shire, where the hills rolled soft and green and the ponds held the still reflection of autumn maples, there lived a hobbit named, Lisa Renee’ Nazzaro.
She was the youngest of seven hobbit siblings, a fact her elders never let her forget, though she had long since stopped being the parrot they once made her, speaking seven languages.
In the workshop, behind her round door she worked silver and howlite into quiet, careful pieces..chains that sat smooth against the skin, clasps that never snagged, small forms that looked as if they had simply decided to become beautiful.
Neighbors brought her broken clasps and worn rings; the elderly of the Shire came for her steady hands and the teas she mixed that eased aches without fuss.
She kept a notebook of beaver-lore beside her tools, for the industrious creatures of the border ponds had long been her teachers in patience.
One evening, a rider in grey came to her door. His name was Mithrandir among the Wise, though the Shirefolk called him, the Grey Walker.
He carried a necklace of pale silver set with a single dark stone that drank the lamplight. “It was found in the ruins of an old hill-fort,” he said.
“It whispers to those who wear it. The stone remembers a forge far to the east, and the hands that shaped it were not kind. I need a smith who understands both the metal and the mind that might resist it.”
Lisa turned the piece over in her fingers. The workmanship was exquisite and wrong at once, edges too perfect, joins that felt hungry.
“I don’t change my mind once I’ve set it,” she said. “If this thing needs unmaking, I’ll go. Someone has to keep the rest of you from turning it into a fashion statement.”
Thus she joined the company that set out from the West Shire… a tall Ranger who said little and saw much, an elf whose voice could still a wind, a dwarf who argued cheerfully with everyone, two younger hobbits who carried more courage than sense, and the Grey Walker himself.
Lisa walked with a pack of herbs, a small anvil-tool, and a length of clean silver wire she had drawn herself.
At night, she sat by the fire and spoke of beavers building dams without fire or boast, and the others found the stories steadier than any song.
The road grew darker.
In the shadow of the old woods the necklace pulled at the mind of whoever carried it. The Ranger’s hand drifted toward his sword too often. The younger hobbits argued over who should wear it “just for a little while.”
Lisa took it in turns with them, wrapping it in a cloth she had embroidered with a simple pattern of interlocking rings.
When the whispers grew loud she answered them aloud.. “I’ve fired myself twice already for worse attitudes than yours. Sit down.”
They came at last to the foothills of the Eastern Mountains, where a great forge still smoked beneath the stone. Orcs and worse things barred the passes.
In the skirmishes Lisa’s hands proved as steady with a sling and a short blade as they were with tweezers.
More than once she knelt beside a wounded companion and worked the old, practical skills of her nursing days…cleaning, binding, coaxing a body back from the edge with quiet words and stronger herbs.
“Dignity first,” she told the dwarf when he tried to wave her away. “You can complain about the bandage later.”
At the mouth of the tunnel that led to the old forge the necklace fought hardest. Its stone flared, and for a moment every member of the company saw themselves wearing it, crowned and terrible.
Lisa stepped forward.
She had spent the last nights of the journey drawing a counter-pattern in silver wire…a small, open chain of loops that echoed the quiet industry of the beaver ponds she loved. “Hold this against the stone,” she told the Grey Walker. “It won’t destroy it.
It will only make the metal remember it was once meant for something simpler.”
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The Ranger carried the necklace into the heart of the mountain.
Lisa and the elf went with him, the counter-chain looped between them. At the lip of the fiery chasm the dark stone screamed.
Lisa set her wire against it. The two metals met; the perfect, hungry joins of the necklace began to loosen.
She spoke steadily of ordinary things, the smell of apple orchards, the weight of a finished piece in the hand, the way a still pond holds the sky without trying.
The stone cracked. The chain fell free. The Ranger cast both into the fire.
They returned by longer roads. In the West Shire the maples had turned again.
Lisa’s workshop filled once more with the soft sound of the hammer and the occasional complaint of a customer who changed his mind after she had already begun. She kept a single length of the counter-wire on her bench, polished smooth.
Sometimes, when the light was right, it caught the reflection of the pond beyond her window, where the beavers worked as they always had… gathering, placing, holding the world together without any need of fire or crowns.
And if, on certain evenings, the Grey Walker stopped by for tea and asked whether she would ever make another piece quite like that one, she only smiled and said, “I don’t change my mind. But I do take commissions. Deposit in advance.”
Next thing she knew, there was a line of customers, while she was sipping her coffee. She dreamed of pampering herself with red nails and a spa day. She hung a sign on the workshop door; “Gone to pamper myself.”
Introducing, “Grey Walker.” A custom- designed pendant cluster of clear faceted crystal stones, set in a silver-toned metal, on a matching thin snake chain.
@KickRocks2026
Disclaimer….
This work, whether fiction or non-fiction, is the sole creation and responsibility of the author.
Fiction: Names, characters, places, and events are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is purely coincidental. May contain mature themes. Reader discretion advised.
Non-Fiction: Based on real events and experiences. While facts have been represented to the best of the author’s knowledge, this reflects personal perspective and memory. Some details may be approximated for narrative flow.
All rights reserved. No reproduction without permission.
This is not legal, medical, or professional advice. If you need that, go kick rocks and consult an expert.
©Lisa Nazzaro @KickRocks2026
“Badge 381”
‘Light Sentence’
The break-in at Atelier Lumière was reported just after midnight. The vault had been opened with a precision that suggested professional tools and a practiced hand.
What was missing was a single tray of exceptionally rare, high-clarity crystals, stones known for their near-perfect light dispersion. Nothing else had been touched.
Detective Lisa Nazzaro, badge 381, arrived while the night-shift guards were still arguing about what they’d seen. One of them kept insisting the room had “filled with rainbows.”
Det. Nazzaro didn’t dismiss it. She walked the perimeter of the vault, noting the way the overhead security lights had been angled. Someone had known exactly where those beams would fall.
By morning, she had a short list of people who both understood high-end crystal work and had recent reason to resent Atelier Lumière’s sudden success.
Two names stood out…a pair of independent jewelry designers whose own commissions had dried up after Lumière secured an exclusive contract with a major collector.
They were skilled, quiet, and, according to one former apprentice, “the kind of people who could cut a stone in the dark and still know when the facets were true.”
Det. Nazzaro didn’t move on them right away. Instead she waited. She knew thieves who took only the best stones usually couldn’t resist checking the market.
Three nights later, an informant tipped her that the pair had been seen at a discreet private sale, offering crystals whose cut and clarity matched the missing tray exactly. She was already inside the building when they arrived.
They never reached the buyer. The moment they stepped into the low-lit back room, Nazzaro flipped the switch on a bank of carefully positioned lights. The crystals in the open case did the rest.
The room exploded into bands of color… reds, greens, blues sliding across the walls and across the two designers’ faces. They froze, rainbow-handed, exactly as the guards had described.
“Nice exit strategy,” Det. Nazzaro said, holding up her badge so the number 381 caught the shifting light. “You even brought your own spotlights.”
At sentencing, the judge studied the case file, then the two defendants. “You stole light itself,” she said. “So you will serve your sentence inside a prism.”
They were taken not to a conventional cell but to a tall glass chamber whose walls had been cut and faceted like a single enormous gemstone.
Daylight moved through it hour by hour, filling the space with slow, changing color. Their work detail was simple… finish cutting and setting the very stones they had stolen, polishing each facet until light passed cleanly through.
The warden called it a light sentence. The designers, after the first week, stopped arguing with the description.
By the end of the month, the tray was complete.
The chamber glowed from within. And Detective Nazzaro, stopping by on the final day, noted that neither man would meet her eyes when the light hit them directly.
Moral of the story..
Crime doesn’t pay, unless the judge decides your punishment should be highly reflective. And if Detective Lisa Nazzaro, badge #381, is the one holding the switch, you can usually count on the spectrum showing up before you do.
Prism Case: Closed.
@KickRocks2026
Disclaimer….
This work, whether fiction or non-fiction, is the sole creation and responsibility of the author.
Fiction: Names, characters, places, and events are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is purely coincidental. May contain mature themes. Reader discretion advised.
Non-Fiction: Based on real events and experiences. While facts have been represented to the best of the author’s knowledge, this reflects personal perspective and memory. Some details may be approximated for narrative flow.
All rights reserved. No reproduction without permission.
This is not legal, medical, or professional advice. If you need that, go kick rocks and consult an expert.
©Lisa Nazzaro @KickRocks2026
“Crystal Thieves”
‘The Prism Sentence’
Two jewelry designers had grown tired of waiting for rare stones to arrive by courier. They preferred to help themselves.
One moonless night they slipped into the vault of a rival atelier and lifted a tray of flawless, high-clarity crystals, stones so pure they scattered every beam of light into rainbows.
They nearly made it to the loading dock when a silent alarm tripped and the security lights blazed on. The crystals in their hands turned the entire room into a dazzling prism of color.
That’s when Detective Lisa Nazzaro, badge 381, stepped out of the shadows. She didn’t even need to shout. The thieves were already standing in the middle of their own light show, rainbow-handed and fully illuminated.
She simply held up her badge, the number 381 catching the spectrum, and said, “You’re both under arrest. Nice stones. Terrible exit strategy.”
At sentencing the judge looked down from the bench and shook her head. “You stole light itself,” she said. “So you will serve your sentence inside a prism.”
They were led not to a cell of iron bars, but to a tall glass chamber whose walls were cut and faceted like a giant gemstone.
Every hour the sun moved, and the chamber filled with shifting bands of color. Their only task was to cut and set the very crystals they had stolen, polishing each facet until the light passed cleanly through. It was, the warden informed them, a light sentence.
They worked quietly. By the end of the month the stones were finished, the chamber glowed from within, and the two designers had learned that the brightest things in life are not the ones you steal, but the ones you let the light pass through.
Moral of the story…
Crime doesn’t pay, unless the judge decides your punishment should be highly reflective. And next time, check if Detective Nazzaro, badge # 381 is already watching the spectrum.
@KickRocks2026
Disclaimer….
This work, whether fiction or non-fiction, is the sole creation and responsibility of the author.
Fiction: Names, characters, places, and events are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is purely coincidental. May contain mature themes. Reader discretion advised.
Non-Fiction: Based on real events and experiences. While facts have been represented to the best of the author’s knowledge, this reflects personal perspective and memory. Some details may be approximated for narrative flow.
All rights reserved. No reproduction without permission.
This is not legal, medical, or professional advice. If you need that, go kick rocks and consult an expert.
©Lisa Nazzaro @KickRocks2026
“The Three Beaver Brothers and the Heart of the Autumn Moon”
In a quiet pond, at the edge of the Whispering Woods lived three beaver brothers who were never still for long.
Woody the builder wore a bright yellow hard hat and could shape sticks, stones, and mud into the strongest dams and snuggest lodges anyone had ever seen.
Bucky the acrobat could flip, spin, and swing through the air as if the wind itself held him up.
And Justin the speed racer wore a red scarf and goggles; when he hit the water, he left only a silver streak behind him.
One crisp autumn evening, just as the full moon rose fat and golden above the trees, a strange chill crept through the forest. The leaves that usually glowed orange and red began to fade, and the warm light of the moon dimmed.
Old Grandmother Maple, whispered from her branches..
“The Heart of the Autumn Moon has gone missing. Without it, winter will come too soon, and the forest will forget how to glow.”
The three brothers looked at one another. Woody tightened his hard hat. Bucky stretched his tail. Justin adjusted his goggles.
“We’ll find it,” they said together.
They followed the last golden sparkles floating on the water until they reached a hidden cove.
There, crystals grew like frozen stars, and a swirling tunnel of water led into a mossy cave. At the far end stood a wooden door carved with a single bright maple leaf.
But the path was tricky.
First came a broken bridge of fallen logs. Woody waded in, measuring and stacking, weaving branches with careful paws until a sturdy path stretched across. “Solid as a dam,” he said.
Next, a wall of twisting vines and floating bubbles blocked the way. Bucky grinned, leaped, and tumbled, spinning through the gaps, using the bubbles like trampolines, and flipping over the highest vines. He landed lightly on the other side and waved the others through.
Finally, the water itself began to race in a fast, swirling current that tried to push them back. Justin dove in, tail kicking like a paddle, goggles flashing. He zipped ahead, cutting a clear path so his brothers could follow without being swept away.
Together they reached the maple-leaf door. It glowed faintly but would not open. Inside the crystal chamber, the Heart of the Autumn Moon… a smooth, warm orb the color of falling leaves, floated just out of reach, its light flickering.
Woody built a crystal platform.
Bucky vaulted upward in a perfect arc.
Justin raced a loop of water that lifted them all higher.
At the top, the three brothers touched the Heart together.
It blazed to life. Golden light poured out, racing back through the tunnel, over the pond, and up into the sky.
The moon brightened. Leaves burst into brilliant reds and oranges once more. The forest sighed with relief.
Back home, the brothers sat on their lodge under the shining Autumn Moon, sharing a pile of sweet willow bark.
Woody looked at the sky. Bucky flipped once just for fun. Justin grinned behind his goggles.
“Next time,” Woody said, “maybe the Heart can stay put.”
“But then,” Bucky laughed, “we wouldn’t get to use all our best tricks.”
And high above, the full moon glowed warm and bright, as if it were smiling at the three beaver brothers who had brought its heart home.
Sometimes the best adventures aren’t about finding something that was lost…
They’re about discovering you already had everything you needed, each other.
(Also: always check for pie. The moon might be hiding that too.)
Lisa Nazzaro @KickRocks2026
I’m getting either a gel overlay or acrylic nails tomorrow evening. I made an appointment.
They have a powder you can dip each of your fingers into, and it paints your nail. Gotta love modern technology.
I used acetone to get the remaining paint off my nails. They still look crappy.
I’ll take a crappy & beautiful photo tomorrow..
What color should they paint my nails?
@KickRocks2026
Hahaha! Nicely done, @pityforyourself
Just a girl and her beaver, Bucky.
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Stay tuned for my story.
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🎬 The Detroit Hangover
Starring Barack Obama, Jocelyn Benson & Abdul El-Sayed.
🍻 Last night was the rally of a lifetime. This morning… they can’t find the votes or their pants. 😂☕️
Good morning, friends!
I survived my one wine cooler, small win.
Today, Marc, his girlfriend Michaella, and I… had 24 cars at the food bank. Grateful we could help that many.
Then the disgruntled retired DEM officer, neighbor next door called the police because a food bank receipient from the city threw trash in their yard. I walked over and cleaned it up. It’s a shame how quick some people are to be trashy and a tattletit instead of decent.
Happy Sunday!!
Here’s your virtual cup of coffee, tea, soda, water, or whatever keeps you from wanting to throat-punch the trashy tattletits. C[__]
I pray for better days.
Every time, I touch my religious framed print, money seems to find me. Believe people when they say you’ll get your reward someday, or tenfold.
“Do good anyway. The universe has a way of settling the books.”
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