Hamlet the Dane

Doh! Wrong rat... Ophelia's gonna be mad...

Heading to the theater tonight...hope Ophelia's there. I wonder if Claudius will like the scene I wrote... #catchaking

March Madness for the Shakespearean inclined: http://apps.facebook.com/bardmadness/?post_id=1460320884_192160627492430

Stupid Ophelia- dumping me wasn't bad enough; she gave me back my poems too. I may have crossed the line with the nunnery joke. #yesyoudid

Hamlet Talks to Himself...A Lot! - Every time I walk into a room, Hamlet gets weird. He jumps and sputters... http://tumblr.com/xkx1ulobg0

Action, action, action... I'd rather read a book. #whybeingbeatsnotbeing

Are you a fishmonger? #badquestionstoaskyourgirlfriendsfather

Video: One of the best modern-ish examples of word play… http://tumblr.com/xkx1sv3a5m

Overheard: Hamlet Tries to Be Funny - ME: What's up? HAMLET: The sky. ME: Stop that. HAMLET: What? ME: You... http://tumblr.com/xkx1sv2ix6

Ophelia's not speaking to me. I'll make her a mix tape. I could mail it - or I could wait in her closet until she gets home. #awkward

Hamlet's iPod: Daddy Issues - Hamlet’s iPod: Daddy Issues Hamlet stopped by. He was in a lousy mood.... http://tumblr.com/xkx1siq9xd

Take a walk with me...http://walkwithhamlet.tumblr.com/ #wordswordswords

So now my dad wants me to kill my uncle... would've been nice if he came to one lousy soccer game. #repressedanger #smilingvillains

I think I see my father...nope...just a smudge on my spectacles. #dontbelieveeverythingyousee #pardonmybard

Things that are common: colds, death, and my mother's taste in men. #tinybittertears #goodson

O, that this too, too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into (adieu)... #wordplay #ohmybawd #pardonmybard