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Klay Thompson on if he thinks he will be a mav next season -
“I came here to play with luka, will he be here next season?”
My wife walked into my shop right as Carly came on 💀💀💀💀💀
10/10
@1053SS @BobbyBeltTX
I know adam silver jerking it in front of the TV watching the spurs shoot 27 freethrows in a single half
I fucking hate espn.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING MAVS GAME THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES AGO
When you are a fan of the team, having a nationally televised game feels like a punishment.
Late start, no pregame, commentators that don’t know shit. Just an absolute horrible experience.
If you have a texas ID you should be entered into a drawing to push Greg Abbot onto i35 oncoming traffic
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
Silver handing out MVP votes to part time fans is nasty
i normally ignore the comments, but tatum stans have started to become totally insane towards me, so i’m just gonna address them once and then never again:
1) the last time jayson tatum was eligible for awards, i voted for him for first team all nba, and 4th place for mvp. he is a great player and i don’t regret those votes at all.
2) he is having a great year so far, which is awesome, because coming back from an achilles is not easy
3) i have only gotten to watch one of his games this season, the first one, because i am not a superhero and while i watch as many games as i can, i do not see them all
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
Time to rant: I've seen multiple NBA commentators say that ultimately what's going to decide MVP is team records/team success. They're not wrong. But I'll always disagree w the premise that this is how we should determine an individual award. And w all these early season injuries, we're really seeing how silly this premise is. SGA won MVP two years in a row. All of the sudden he's not as valuable bc his teammates got hurt? That seems stupid. Luka knows this problem all too well. And analysts are now basically saying this Lakers bench isn't strong enough for Luka to win MVP. Literally WUT. If Stephon Castle goes down, Wemby is less valuable? No way. I just wish we put a lot more weight on the individual play for this individual award rather than defaulting to 'team success.' I get that's how it's always been done but I think it's always been lazy. The reward for team success is (checks notes) team success! Which is ultimately what these guys are chasing. Lord it's only Monday lol
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
Kyrie Irving said the Dallas Mavericks eased up after learning Alperen Şengün and Reed Sheppard were out before rallying to beat Houston 116-111.
“When you’re in competition, you can’t do that,” Irving said.
Read more on @DALSportsJrnl: dallassportsjournal.com/kyri…
UNEMPLOYED KiddMuse retweeted
New story: Rob Fodor, also known as The Shooting Guy, transformed the #Heat into an elite perimeter shooting team over the last decade. #Mavs coach Dusty May wants him to do the same in Dallas.
"He's an artist. He's a different thinker," May said. dallasnews.com/sports/maveri…
Nico’s little lapdog @BannedMacMahon would not trade for luka.
Big shocker
Tim MacMahon on Cooper Flagg:
“I would not trade Cooper Flagg for Luka… Cooper Flagg, I believe right now is a top 10 player.”
#MFFL
