Actress/Writer.Dedicated poetic observer. Love buying clothes I can't afford for parties I'm not invited to.

Joined March 2010
Speak softly and carry a killer kitten.
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Omg omg Scarlett’s movie Traction Park Massacre is finally out on Amazon and Fandango’! So if you need a teen slasher fix for Halloween with the prettiest lead in the game, because her mom says!!!!! here ya go.
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The Spy Kids reboot looks promising.
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This little sauce pot would like you to know that this is hers. Not yers.
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Ripley needs a cover for her laptop keyboard so she can continue to watch her chipmunks and birds without stopping the video every three seconds in her hunting excitement.
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Atlanta Hawks!
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Watermelon then Grape. Then green apple
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An American hero. Please retweet if you agree
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An American Dirtbag. Please retweet if you agree. @SenEricSchmitt
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Fine, I’ll watch OG’s tip-in again.
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Replying to @KierstenWarren
CyHawk trophy coming home!!!
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For Derek.
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70,000 fans waving to the Children’s Hospital next door Best tradition in sports
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Cmon Hawkeyes!!
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RAAAAGE
🚨 COP CHARGED WITH RAPE: An on-duty Baltimore cop drove a domestic-call victim home, then allegedly raped her. DANIEL OXENDINE, 32, BPD. Uniform. On the clock. A supervisor signed off on the ride. Her child was in the car. Charging docs say he then told the boy to leave. First-degree rape, plus a cop having sex with a witness. He denied it. The judge called him a danger and held him. He used the badge to get in the door. That’s the crime.
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I couldn’t get my Uber because of “connectivity issues” so I just started walking down La Cienega until I had more than one bar. A tiny little elderly woman was struggling with two grocery bags. I wondered who let Grandma out with errands to run but no ride. I offered to carry
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Look what (or should I say, WHO) I found on streaming! 🤗❤️🎓🏫 @KierstenWarren
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Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris sing The Carter Family classic "Bury Me Under The Weeping Willow" (1976)
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I saw this on TikTok at an ungodly hour this morning and started crying 🥴
Native Americans showed up to protect the land and wild horses. 🙏❤️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The clip is footage from the Little Bighorn Battle Reenactment on the 150th Anniversary of "Custer's Last Stand." June 26-28, 2026. nps.gov/libi/planyourv…
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Contender for best Reddit post this week
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Savage. 🤣😂
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