David Villarreal

I didnt even read it...took off to the internet for a zombie apocalypse bug out kit scitechdaily.com/scientists-…

🎶#ShibaInu and #Doge coin... sitting in a tree...make me...some...fuckin money🎶

I wish I was happy like you Oh I worry plenty, but I dont dwell on my problems, so I dont become bitter, depressed, or anxious, and dont dwell on my success, so not to become arrogant, conceited, or complacent, my happiness island is full of puppies, strippers, and JD

#Cowboys 2020 Hand Sanitizer - kills germs...and CoVid...and hopes...and dreams of a #SuperBowl 😔😓😩

#TacoChronicles S02 on Netflix has a lady that made her english/irish, James Bond villain look alike husband, who speaks little english, move from London to Mexico to work as a taquero in a mercado...and you cant even get a text back

All these weather alerts in the #RGV are gonna get some people split up, every time one goes off, #Toxica's eyebrows go up, silently saying: "a ver cabron, quien chingaos es?"

If everybody gets behind the employees and start chanting Shame! Shame! Shame! when a #karen is crying about wearing a mask while shopping, maybe #karens would stop their bullshit #TogetherWeCan

Life of an essential worker *customer leaves* Gotta wash my hands My mind: "oh you going to the restroom playa, let me trigger some pee action!" "damn I wanna pee but cant touch it without washing hands" *start washing hands* *I gotta pee dance ensues* I have to peee!!! Repeat

Sugar babies better start looking for a job, this epidemic is surely going to decimate your supply pool.

Trump definitely wrote that letter to Pelosi, he used "totally" 3 different times, "totally innocent conversation", "totally appropriate conversation", "totally incompetent and corrupt", when you "totally" want to be remembered, just sound like alicia silverstone in clueless

#BadBunny no se quien te hizo daño en el pasado bebe, pero ya estuvo wey, Youre starting to sound like a sad caribbean #TaylorSwift

If the Cowboys win tonight were gonna from #Prendelavela to #Sacaelgatowey

I didnt even bat an eye when John Wick murdered 20 characters per scene, but last night I saw Joker and let me tell you, Phoenix and his beautiful and masterful protrayal of dilusional madness made me gasp for air everytime he killed someone. Todd Phillips directed a masterpiece.

Che Osuna! Youre making me drink! I work tomorrow wey! #Astros #ALDSGame2

What happens when youre a grown ass man thats loyal to the Process and The Star? You get paiddddd!! Congrats @thejaylonsmith

Back to Back World Cup Champions that Trump will not get to meet for 1000 Trebek #USWNT

Kawhi is so dull and boring, he's probably ecstatic at the idea of winning it all on a Monday. #NBAFinals

Lets just say my @dominos order bout to be blessed!