Kilo retweeted
My uncle was on drugs and anytime my granny wouldnβt give him $20, heβd pretend he was passing out and dying. So one day he came over looking real bad asking for money, my granny said no and he passed out like he always does but only this time he had actually overdosed.
My granny was telling him to get up and get out but he wasnβt moving so I jumped up and down on his chest, it made him wake up and throw up. He cussed me out for saving him from dying and asked me if I had gotten my allowance because since I brought him back to life I owed him. I was 8 πππ
Kilo retweeted
I love when a Mike Tomlin analogy requires two explanations because the first one is also an analogy.
In this league, you gotta buy milk before you can dunk a cookie. What I mean by that is you canβt put on a hat before a sweatshirt. What I mean by that is you gotta stop the run
Kilo retweeted
Charles Tillman:
-Played for the bears
-became federal agent
-disappointed / upset lil Reese
Pat Tillman:
-jacked
-hot wife
-3 year starter at Arizona State
-benched 225lbs 29 times
-374 tackles in 4 years with Arizona Cardinals
-turned down $3.6M contract to enlist in Army after 9/11
-deployed to Iraq
-passed Ranger school in 62 days (0 failures)
-ran into enemy fire in Afghanistan to cover his squad during an ambush
-hunted terrorists
-lost his life fighting for his country
Next time you feel like wasting your potential tell yourself: donβt be a do-nothing doughboy - be a grateful SAVAGE like Pat Tillman.
Kilo retweeted
MAKE YOUR WIFE A SANDWICH @buttkicker7
Kilo retweeted
Andy Reid is approaching last year Bill Belichick of an all-time great coach who looks completely confused by the current iteration of the NFL.








































