@KimCaiman

"I've been looking for a soulmate all my life, but I've found only ... crocodiles!" I'm Kim! 30 🦋KimCaiman

 Louisville, KY
Joined June 2015
  • Tweets17K
  • Following690
  • Followers462
I need to update my old book thread but. Starting 2023 so far :)
croc of monte christo@KimCaiman31 Jan 2022
New book thread. It’s 22 time. The goal this year is 25 books
3
17
22,150
my uchikoshi kodaka rpf toxic yaoi
3
461
11
2,820
32,439
wanted to refine my kuzupeko furry designs for funsies :)!! #danganronpa #sdr2
12
365
10
2,309
16,283
croc of monte christo retweeted
幻梦dreammmm@dreammmm176572Oct 25
"In China we can usually see all kinds of fresh food in the wet markets. Today's Boston lobster looks super fresh — wait, is that really a lobster?" it's a baby Majungasaurus. I drew this after seeing a pic my friends sent. #dinosaurs #Majungasaurus
31
608
12
7,426
915,816
croc of monte christo retweeted
dopce@chromesandwichOct 24
I've definitely shared this before but it's so good for being from 1916
23
2,773
51
41,592
670,926
croc of monte christo retweeted
Danny@SMOOCHONTHELIPSOct 24
My friend is expecting a baby and the nurse said during the ultrasound that the baby was currently the size of Spongebob. Since when is Spongebob a standard unit of measurement
68
4,235
164
77,955
581,642
croc of monte christo retweeted
Mocking Jay@AmbivalentRantsOct 23
How often do I return to this poem?
526
15
4,008
44,328
CHIACAGO RULES
1
8
138
Just had to remove myself from family group chats. Man.
1
7
79
My Tantesusan responded really horribly to me being suicidal and seeing her keep being like nice and yay and really kind to everyone else. When she was really awful to me. I can’t deal with it
6
40
croc of monte christo retweeted
Nyla arts@Nylaarts90Oct 21
#tadc #theamazingdigitcalcircus #pomni #jax
182
1
3,115
13,291
croc of monte christo retweeted
Steph Noh@StephNohOct 23
The plan: Instead of giving Knicks employees championship rings, use them as a lure to see who needs mandatory cybersecurity training
24
1,189
24
25,704
476,494
croc of monte christo retweeted
Eric Alper 🎧
@ThatEricAlperOct 23
311
1,054
122
74,630
3,844,356
Insanely sad about my family which is normal all things considered it just sucks
1
1
56
Man can you pretend to care that I almost died or
3
41
CHICAGK TIME
4
66
croc of monte christo retweeted
WIRED
@WIREDOct 21
Airbnb hosts are melting down over a new policy banning them from making guests complete tasks that “would typically be performed by a cleaner,” like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” Read the full story: buff.ly/GHU32S5
105
154
189
3,102
1,592,950
croc of monte christo retweeted
no context nathan@NathanForYouOoCOct 21
8
851
49
13,091
135,788
croc of monte christo retweeted
SFpepp@SFpeppOct 21
Just went to a KFC website for some research and saw this stupid fucking chicken bucket name and started laughing uncontrollably
59
1,946
88
15,138
164,382
croc of monte christo retweeted
Anxiety Fox 🔜 MFF DD@anxiety_foxOct 21
Smol Feelings are finally dropping THIS Friday, YAY!!! ✨
12
585
113
4,306
81,299
croc of monte christo retweeted
黒黑嘿@zheshigeyhmOct 21
🐱
5
1,119
9
4,952
45,435
Load more