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Writer, author, voiceover artist, exTV news Executive Producer, Producer @sjvsworldtour "The Morning Rant" & creator of news comedy characters. I follow Jesus.

Georgia Bulldog Country
Joined September 2008
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The bad news (or good news) is a little easier to take if it's delivered rap style.
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Yes, Rant Pack After Dark is now 7 days a week from 8-10 PM Eastern. teapaw.org/i/spaces/1OdXnOVrRkYWB…
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My official predictions from a week ago, held close by Jeremy Carl. I wish they weren’t looking correct.
1/Now that the polls in most of the competitive states have closed, @DataRepublican has given me permission to release her predictions that she gave to me as a trusted custodian on October 27th. They were not pretty-- but unfortunately, they are looking pretty accurate.
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Kim Underwood Lyons retweeted
Hey I need help Charlie our Beagle Pitty and Boarder Collie mix has the worse allergies or like allergies like symptoms. If anyone has any idea how to help this please DM me Thank you.
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Kim Underwood Lyons retweeted
BREAKING: In a 6-5 vote, the Ninth Circuit reinstated its earlier ruling lifting restrictions on the Trump administration's efforts to have states set aside suspected noncitizen ballots, allowing it to resume such requests and warn election officials of prosecution.
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Kim Underwood Lyons retweeted
NEW GROK BOT NEVER WAIT ON HOLD TO FIND A NEW DOCTORβ€”EVER! Finding a new doctor means hours on hold asking, "Do you take my insurance?" I built a Grok Bot that makes those calls. It finds doctors and dentists near you who are taking new patients, compares their reviews, then picks up the phone and books your first visit. You approve every call. No hold music for you. Grok handles the waiting. New Patient Booker: x.ai/bot/IhQTTIBBCNtx7qpFzQh…
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Be Bizarro George. Or Kramer. He's very sure of himself and doesn't wallow in self doubt.
We all have an inner jerk. You know, that little George Costanza sitting on your shoulder, whispering reasons you'll fail. On last night's Persuasion Club, Confidence Maxxing Pt. 3, we talked about recognizing that voice and telling it to shut up. Your inner jerk isn't in charge. YOU are.
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Not a bit sorry. I'm doubling it next time.
Hot honey instead of butter. I might be sorry.
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Doubling was a bad idea. My tongue is on fire.
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Hot honey instead of butter. I might be sorry.
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The Morning Rant with @sjvsworldtour is cutting edge. We did the Red Baron story a day before @Gutfeldfox did it. @charliebbowden
Are you tired of shows where they have a "foil" (@JessicaTarlov, @ScottJenningsKY) to create tension, or a bunch of ladies promoting a particular political ideology (@TheView )? How about a conversation just to have fun? Jen @charliebbowden joins SJV and me for that very thing. This is the first Thursday show in the new format, and it's already better than "The View." Watch here: rumble.com/v7hjxy6-the-rant-…. After you watch the segment, rewind to see the one the only @sjvsworldtour's and my verbal tango. I think he managed to fool me just once.πŸ˜ƒ
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Yes, @greggutfeld did do an excellent job, just not a timely one. He does give us an update on the Red Baron guy.
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Take note: our talking, newsreading dog has serious news chops. She first pointed out the oddity of the Dan Sullivan story nearly two months ago.
Your weekday morning isn't complete without your Boudreaux news update. Pope fans will love this one!
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Your weekday morning isn't complete without your Boudreaux news update. Pope fans will love this one!
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