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Joined January 2021
Opens the door again real fast but not fast enough. He squints at the letter and picks it up. "Whomst..." he opens it to read it
Dings again, drops one letter on the door mat and runs away
He opens the door and looks confused, and slowly closes the door again.
He doesn't look up, but chuckles a bit. "Sorry. I just...felt like... like your pig needed some ice cream." he says vaguely.
🐷👀 *snuffles and nomnomnoms. Messy eater* Scuttles out of his bedroom, "No Bebe!! What are you getting into---?...!! Ah!!" He spots Hades and falls over. "Wah! Boss! You scared me!!" 👻😱
He frowns and opens the door wider. He knew he looked bad. He hadnt even combed his hair today and was still in his robe. "Who are these from?" he eyes the packages, as if hesitant to take them.
😬"There he is! Ah...eeh, you look...well...?" He smiles awkwardly, offering the packages to the crack.
He opens the door a crack. He looks scruffy and disheveled. "Sorry, I wasnt sure I really heard a knock. All my dogs were laying on me."
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@KingBestDaddy knocknocknocknocknock 🗣If you don't want these packages, can I have 'em?
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📱[Sweetness] -Of course! -Im not busy any time soon. Would you like me to pick you up?
📱[Hades]: - It's alright, really! - Can I see you?
He finally turned his phone on after finding it buried in the couch from the previous day. Cerberus was definitely grounded. "Ah!! Oh no!" 📱: Sweetness -Persephone! Im so sorry, my phone was missing! -I miss you too.. can i make this up to you somehow? 💙
📱:@KingBestDaddy -hey, are you busy? -I miss you 😊💐
He grins widely and crouches down behind her. He slides his hands around the edge of her hips, fingers splayed across the tops of her thighs, and rests his chin gently on her should, his large frame engulfing her. "Well well well~ what have we here?" He murmurs close to her ear.
Shes humming, perking up some flowers. His giant shadow looms over her and she smiles. She hums louder, minding her own business, pretending she didn't notice. "Hum dee dummm...!" 🌷🌻🌹
Materializes behind her, then quietly walks close enough so his shadow falls over her. He puts his hands in his pockets nonchalantly and watches her, waiting for her to notice him.
Just outside gardening ❤🌱🌿💐
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He perks up, smiling. "Hey, sweetness! What are you up to, besides brightening my day?"
"A lot of transactions that I can't find authorizations for! All off the same company credit card. Do you know anything them?" He paused, looking back at the data in thought. "Ah! I gave Hermes my card to pick up lunch recently. He must have stolen it and treated himself!"
The nymph shyly approaches his desk, feeling that she is about to be yelled at for something she did, or didn't do but should've. "What did you find, Big Blue?"
"Yes, come over here." He says, waving her in with his fingers, looking down at a printed list on his desk. "It would seem I have an issue to deal with." His voice has an edge of frustration to it. "I just recieved the monthly expense report, and you wont believe what I found."
Oh, she's in trouble. "Coming~~" Cue a red head peeking into his office. "You called, boss?"
He presses the button on his desk phone that connects to Minthes desk. "Come in here please."
She might have spent a lot of money in new cute outfits. Aaand.... She might have paid it with the corporation credit card.
He's up early, enjoying the cold morning air and a cup of coffee.
He laughs "Relax. I dont even care that you skipped work now. Youre clearly doing MORE than your share of work. Besides I feel a little bad for scaring you on purpose." A smile. "Take the rest of the day off if you want. Tomorrow too. You've earned a break."
*He's suspicious...he squints.* A reward...? But I skipped work...I'm confused. *steps into the office.* "Is this a trick?"
He holds up a report, looking impressed. "Even with a whole day of your shift uncovered, your stats for the week have already surpassed the goals for the MONTH! Thats some commendable work, you really do well here. I actually think that deserves a reward."
*He freezes in his tracks, spins on his heel and heads back. He peeks his head in.* "...yyyyyes?"
After a couple of minutes silently reading over the reports, he chuckles again. "Well damn." He leans back in his chair and just bellows. "Hermes!" It seemed the fastest way to get him back in the office.
"You got it, Boss!" He slips out of the office and closes the door. He let's out a heavy sigh. Shakes his head vigorously and then starts walking back to work.
A loud bark of genuine laughter escapes Hades. "Ha!! Now thats one hell of a true statement. Im gonna laugh with Hecate about that later." He snickered. "You're dismissed Hermes, go run off some of that nervous energy." Hades was still smiling, turning his attention to his work.
Hes relieved. SO relieved. He sighs and actually laughs. "Hahah Yeah, his performance sucks, but not as much as his attitude! Amirite?" *Sweet. Somehow everything turned out better than expected! Keeping it chummy!*
"No of course not. I only called you in here because its not like you to have a low numbers day. Now if it was Thanatos, it wouldnt surprise me. His performance sucks 95% of the time." He rolled his eyes. "But you know that already, Im sure, hm?"
"I DONT KNOW! You kings have a scary way with punishment!...it won't happen again." He rigidly marches to the door and stops before leaving. "...are you going to interrogate her too?"
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He sits back down and leans back in his chair, still smirking. "That was funny. What did you think I was going to do to you? And more importantly, who you spend your off time with is not my business. Just keep it to your OFF time."
He stumbles backward. He's stunned. "Wh-what?? I...Haha you....had me going! Hahahahahahahah" *You're laughing too long. Stop laughing!!*