Me reminding myself I posted bullshit when I had 0 followers
So I don't have to worry posting bullshit with this 2.9k
And I won't have to worry posting bullshit at 50k
I once had a girlfriend around 10 years older then me think I was 22 and she 31
She had a ugly asfuck face but a fucking delicious apple bottom ass
She asked for my number at the bar and started sexting me
I took the bait and fucked the shit out off her that night...
If I wasn't addicted to smoking weed I would be him 😭
Replying to @bombatober
Yeah I work as plumber/mechanic
I have papers to work with electrics and I have been roofer for some years
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when i walk back into the trenches to hold some memes again in january/february
never liked the christmas and new years dump anyways






