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Joined March 2009
Attention MMA and grappling commentators (especially all the retired fighters)… the phrase is FRENETIC pace, not frantic pace. *please just do this for me #ufc #ONEChampionship #alltheotherones
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This isn’t the first time @HenryCejudo has bitched out when he knew he was gonna get his ass whooped…
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Why does Space Force wear multicam fatigues?
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What’s with all the early stoppages lately in boxing AND MMA?!?! Are actual finishes not allowed anymore?! #nerfworld
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Has there been an uptick in AIDS?!? Every other commercial on most of the streaming platforms are HIV medications.
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Been preaching it forever. You can’t roundhouse with your whole hips with your heel on the floor. That is surely a snapped ACL. #beenthere #ufc
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That will certainly help out a lot of people…
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Hahahaha! @jakepaul just spent 8 rounds in 6 minutes! #nda
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That may be the first real mistake I think I’ve seen from @NononsenseUFC @ufc #bestref
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Dom doesn’t understand “showboating” because he’s missing that flavor… People don’t only “showboat” when they’re hurt or bothered. We do it as much for ourselves as for the opponent. Sometimes we do it because we’re just having so much fun! #ufc #commontattlers #doitforthegrins
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This is the guy talking shit to @NateDiaz209?!? How come these fools don’t get embarrassed anymore? Is shame not a thing where this dipshit is from?
Nate would go an extra round just to toy with you in the cage 😂😂
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I didn’t even know people were still giving shits about @davidhogg111
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Interesting… @MerabDvalishvil actually beat Yan, while @funkmasterMMA has only gained accidental victories over him… #ufc
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None of those were intentional, quite obviously. Also, Martinez acted it up terribly. Those groin strikes did not hurt even a little. Any real fighter telling the truth will attest. It’s the same as flopping in soccer. It buys you time, but it’s pure acting.
"I'm not a dirty fighter" sounds great but when you commit multiple fouls per fight it's hard not to label you a certain way. #UFC285
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I call bullshit on Mana Martinez. Not only we’re both of those “groin strikes” grazes, but it generally DOES NOT HURT! The kid is acting. We wear very effective cups. Find me a Thaiboxing fight where the fighter doubles over in pain… doesn’t happen. #faker #ufc
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If @jessicammapro learned how to punch with her knuckles instead of fingers, Lauren Murphy would be in a coma! #UFC283
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Strickland’s jab comes back to his belly button EVERY TIME…
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When did checking a kick become “Ooh a checked kick!”?!? That’s not supposed to be anything meaningful unless you’re a pussy. How many (real) kicks to Thaiboxers check every single fight??? #sadstateofaffairs #ufc
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