Guess what? 🤫

And if you say otherwise… there’s only way I can prove you wrong! 🫵🏻

Any fellow people in #Birmingham UK?

Who doesn’t love a Halloween scare?!🎃

He had me at Pringles. I will always vote Labour now.

I’ve always liked pigs in blankets but now I probably and quite honestly, love them! 😂

I want to struggle underneath someone. I want it to hurt so I don’t enjoy it. Some would tell me I’m twisted but I’m just a fag.

Not going to lie but I would take a grubby #Tradesman cock any day of the week.

I don’t want every man to offer me his heart and devotion but I do want every man to know I suck a dick better than his missus.

Am I the only weirdo that genuinely wears shorts in the rain but will use an umbrella? ☔️

I mean this is funny and all that but we should actually be ashamed.

When it slips out 🥵

Transsexuals have taken over the entire movement, pushing the transsexual agenda that has damaged all the social achievements of the LGB in recent years. Transsexuals promote dangerous transition surgeries and also drugs to stop puberty in children. I can’t stand with that!

You promise you won’t tell anyone about this? 😉

If you’ve got a willy — this song is for you 👇🏻

I don’t just kneel for royalty. I kneel for patriots too. Take that as you will 😜