gods favorite fat piece of shit

Open twitter for the first time in months to see what I actually hope is AI

I'm cracking under the pressure lately and its great.

Some where in America someone just finished jerking off to AI generated porn, hit their vape, turned on an Andrew Tate video and emailed the $20k Alpha Male Boot camp for the 100th time asking for their certificate.

I dj’ed SadBoyz tonight and realized I’m too old for this shit

The internet has been an increasingly exhausting place for the last 48 hours. Go the fuck outside and meet your neighbors or touch grass.

Man. It’s truly incredible how the older I get, the more and more I fall in love with The Cranberries.

Been in the new home for about two weeks and don’t miss the city a single bit. So much good is gonna come of this and I finally feel peace again. Pic of Hoover because it’s a mile from my house now

Panda Express wreaking havoc on my bowels.

Testosterone up by 30% fixing things around the house to sell it after I’ve been putting it off for years

I have a hankering for a baritone guitar

Missing out on tonight? See you tomorrow