Official Twitter of the one and only Keith Qualude. 68 years young. Inventor of the QB SNEAK. All-American Bush Sniffer. 2nd place in the 50 yd dash (6th grade)
Joined January 2021
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The beach, and Kevin in my throat. This is peak. #expand
Just trying to relax and watch some Sunday ball and they roll out this commercial. The hog is itching for the seventh inning stretch. #LANK
Logging off the burnerverse for a while. Just accidentally commented “would” on my second cousins Instagram post. #LANK
Keith was having a night. Knew it was to good to be true. Just found out her ex is “dark”. Do we make a run for the door?
Had to delete the legendary post. Keith got doxxed. Mr Qualude may be going into retirement. #LANK
Dear god here we go again. The type of tan lines that make you feel like you need to be locked in a cage.
Now this is how you run the ball at Walmart. Definitely a ball knower. #LANK
Yes it’s Wednesday. Yes I like blondes. Yes Keith received several death threats from @coldcallsniper soldiers today. Any other questions? #LANK
Let’s make one thing clear. Keith is a ball knower plain and simple. I like to see myself as more of an offensive coordinator. #LANK
@coldcallsniper why don’t you break down this film pal. Straight offensive clinic being put on here.
Spotted and absolute smoke working at the bar. Few beers then were gonna move in. A bit nervous. Will keep you updated. #LANK
Best Regards,
Keith
