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Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America buff.ly/cGBb1Fq
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Hey guys! This is Buzz, again. @BuzzPatterson. I’m using my wife’s account because I’m locked out of mine,
This past Saturday, a hacker hit my account and had it locked down. I even have an idea who did it. I’d love to reveal him but I can’t.
All of my attempts to reach out to @X and @Support have been fruitless.
I’ve had my account since 2009. The only other time I was hacked? Just prior to the Mid-Terms in 2020 when I ran for Congress. Coincidence?
I pay @X for all the premium stuff and I’m in the Creator Program. I’ve made 100,000s of friends and contacts on X.
Yet, they can’t protect my account without locking me out?
I want my access back. That you for your attention to this matter. Please help. Please spread the word. My wife’s account doesn’t have the reach. Thank you! 🙏
@elonmusk
@Support
@nikitabier
@GuntherEagleman
@Hunter_Eagleman
@WarlordDilley
@catturd2
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1. Make a movie called Resident Evil.
2. Movie has almost no connection to Resident Evil.
3. Get angry when fans call out movie for having almost no connection to Resident Evil.
Modern filmmaking, everyone.
Zach Cregger says he was frustrated with the reaction to his Resident Evil movie because people spent too much time arguing about how different it was from the games.
“I was frustrated at the conversation around Resident Evil and how much of the conversation really didn’t have anything to do with the movie.”
People kept focusing on missing characters, changes to the lore and why the film wasn’t closer to the original games.
Cregger wanted to capture what it feels like to play Resident Evil rather than just copy the games’ story and characters.
He’s still proud of the movie, though, and says he made exactly the film he wanted.
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Steve Rogers is Captain America teapaw.org/sephanade/status/21156…
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"And thus did Melkor breed the hideous race of the Orcs in envy and mockery of the Elves, of whom they were afterwards the bitterest foes." -The Silmarillion, Chapter III (Of the coming of the Elves and the captivity of Melkor)
"With them they brought Gelmir son of Guilin, that lord of Nargothrond whom they had captured in the Bragollach; and they had blinded him. Then the heralds of Angband showed him forth crying: 'We have many more such at home, but you must make haste if you would find them; for we shall deal with them all when we return even so.' And they hewed off Gelmir's hands and feet, and his head last, within sight of the Elves, and left him." - Of the Fifth Battle
"For the Men of Brethil had waylaid at the Crossing of Teiglin the Orc-host that led the captives of Nargothrond, hoping to rescue them; but the orcs had at once cruelly slain their prisoners, and Finduilas (Orodreth's daughter) they pinned to a tree with a spear." - Of Turin Turambar
"But at last Haldad was slain in a sortie against the orcs; and Haldar, who rushed out to save his father's body from their butchery, was hewn down beside him." - Of the coming of Men into the West
The orcs are, in fact, rampaging monsters, and this attempt at subversion of the canon by the showrunners is particularly grotesque.
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Man Who Doesn't Read The Bible Also Chief Authority On What Jesus Would Do Today buff.ly/3Q3QR41
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Okay, let’s make an analogy:
Imagine a bunch of activists vegans take over a McDonalds and replace all the burgers with Impossible Burgers. All the other vegans, of which there are not many, loudly celebrate.
The shareholders who own McDonalds barely care or notice. McDonalds is a golden goose; all it doesn’t make money. On paper, the change makes sense: vegan burgers allow MORE people to spend their money at McDonalds.
Regular people stop buying burgers at McDonalds.
McDonalds closes due to lack of sales.
The vegans can’t figure out why it happened and think it’s because the average burger enjoyer hates them and that that hate comes
from a place of ignorance.
We just don’t want to eat your shitty burgers.
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I wrote a new piece about women’s rights and whether or not I want trans people dead. (Spoiler: I don’t)👇
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French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By buff.ly/Rm4J3se
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Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again buff.ly/qYBinZv
The best satire of all begins with a grain of truth.
Experts Theorize That Ancient Peoples From 1990s Were Able To Make A Season Of A TV Show In Less Than 3 Years buff.ly/m71WDBE
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> be me, a lifelong DC fan
> Green Lantern flops and immediately kills plans for extended universe
> Snyder writes like an edgy 14 year old, makes Batman use guns, then gets fired after 2 1/2 movies
> with a few exceptions, everything after is either mid or complete slop
> The Flash becomes one of the biggest bombs in movie history
> Joker 2 is a literal middle finger to all DC fans
> The Rock randomly tries to coup and take over DC from within
> James Gunn is hired and says he’s starting over before all the old universe movies are even out (but not really because whatever he likes is actually staying)
> Literally no one watches Creature Commandos, the technical start to the new universe
> Superman is ok, but just ok isn’t great for the true start of a cinematic universe
> Supergirl, the second movie in the universe, somehow flops harder than The Flash
> Gunn announces a fucking Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd parody show where they break into song like High School Musical
> Lanterns is such a disgusting, horrible, insulting, borderline evil character assassination of the entire Green Lantern mythos that it somehow makes the 2011 movie look like a masterpiece
> The Batman part II delayed to 2087
> the third film in the universe is a low budget psychological horror movie about a C tier Batman villain
Im tired man…
