Kristen 💤

#WWEBuffalo With my love🥰🥰

My daughter threw her cheese in my coffee this morning because i wouldn't let her have a sip. Definitely my kid with that level of pettiness🙃🙃

Just ripped off my acrylics and my nails are fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked 😣

Stuck between feeling genuinely confident and feeling guilty for being confident because I probably shouldn't feel this confident 🙃

The worst fucking feeling is being lonely. Especially when you have someone.

I am the only one in my house not napping because I over caffeinated myself so I'm just frantically cleaning my clean house😬 help me.

How do people survive on 4 hours or less of sleep a night😴🙃

I would cut off my left foot for a full night of uninterrupted sleep.

Haven't been on Twitter in a HOT MINUTE so hi.

If I see one more recipe replacing carbs with cauliflower I'm going to scream.

How do I lose a chapstick I'll n 3.2 minutes but I still have nail polish from 10 years ago?

Does anyone else skip going to the gym because you're too gassy? ... yeah me neither.

Has anyone else actually tried explaining to a man how to separate your whites, lights, and darks when doing laundry? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a shoe.