Author/Illustrator of The Garden Witch https://xitter.cf/t.co/W0ty9QMtXv

Cornwall, Ontario
Joined October 2011
My book, The Garden Witch, comes out on October 10th. Please buy it if you have weird kids, or are yourself a weird person. Thank youuuuuuu United States: amazon.com/Garden-Witch-Kyle… In Canada: amazon.ca/Garden-Witch-Kyle-… From publisher Eye of Newt: eyeofnewtpress.com/products/…
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Kyle Beaudette retweeted
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Galactic Racer @starwars
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This is what billionaire ownership of the media means: Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta shut down the No Kings account for hours during the height of their protests. Meta suppressed accounts supporting Brazil President Lula da Silva in the recent election. Larry Ellison’s TikTok blocked advertising for a documentary criticizing Elon Musk. Fight back. Defeat oligarchy. Preserve democracy.
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Weird, I don’t see much of this on Twitter. Spread the word ✌️
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Elon Musk spent $290 million to elect Trump. It paid off. Since his election, Musk got $696 billion richer & became the world’s 1st trillionaire. But that’s not enough. Now, Musk is spending $366 million to keep Republicans in control of Congress. STOP MUSK. STOP OLIGARCHY.
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Operation “Quiet Piggy”
A tragic day for Elon Musk. Thousands of his most loyal reply guys went offline at once. 💔
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Zelenskyy on Yandex bot purge: "when our strikes reached Yandex’s data centers, it suddenly became a little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. A lot of people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, and fewer provocations. Because there were fewer bots."
Zelenskyy tells Warsaw forum that Ukraine honoured Trump's energy ceasefire while Russia continued bombing Ukrainian energy facilities. He also linked Ukrainian strikes on Yandex data centres to a decline in bots spreading hate and division online.
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Zelensky just took out, The Ministry of Truth from Orwell’s 1984. In the book it’s 3,000 rooms of propaganda machinery and personnel. In real life, it’s the bot farms. Burn it all.
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Today in Canadian history: Indigenous Kids Died at Residential Schools
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They didn’t just lose bots. It’s banks. Tomorrow, whatever dark money was stored in those servers is gone too. I’m talking crypto. I’m talking this hitting the Epstein Class. Zelenskyy just pulled a W we don’t even fully understand yet.
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Today in Canadian history: Indigenous Kids Died at Residential Schools
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Die Russen-Bots sind in Flammen aufgegangen.
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Wow! There is evidence that Donald Trump raped a 13 year-old girl and the Trump DOJ is refusing to release it. The biggest cover-up in American history!
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Looking for anyone that has bought a cheap version of a C-pen, how was it, etc. Also if you know of similar assistive tech for reading that isn't a phone or computer app Id love to hear about it!
Hey #teacher ppl, my board has gotten a few of these C-Pens to test out whether or not they're a useful tool for students with dyslexia and other issues. I had one in my room last year and it was great. 500 bucks though. Has anyone tried these other knock off cheapie options?
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I've been playing around with video generation and... IT IS EXPENSIVE. Like $8 for 15s of unsalvageable garbage 720p draft. I'm now very confused about the unit economics of all the slop out there... how is it worth to generate 20 min of video that gets demonetized anyway :|
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Hey #teacher ppl, my board has gotten a few of these C-Pens to test out whether or not they're a useful tool for students with dyslexia and other issues. I had one in my room last year and it was great. 500 bucks though. Has anyone tried these other knock off cheapie options?
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Ideally I'd like to spend no more than 60-70 canadian per unit. The board controls which students get to even try the thing, so I'd love a few that are *mine* so any of the kids can use it. But I don't want to get ripped off, and some of the reviews are ... suspicious.
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