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I always feel bad for seedless watermelons because what if one day they wanted babies too?

MSU | Springfield, MO |
Joined October 2011
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do you ever regret sending a text
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The only way the Chiefs will win the Superbowl this year is if @PatrickMahomes spits on me and holds 7-second eye contact right before the game. I don’t make the rules!
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Kyle Burlison retweeted
2016: Maybe it won't be that bad 2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government
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Sex is amazing but have you ever flipped the Senate?
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In just four years, Donald Trump cost the Republican Party the House, the Senate, and the presidency. Well done, sir!
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why the fuck did you pardon him then??
I had to fire General Flynn because he lied to the Vice President and the FBI. He has pled guilty to those lies. It is a shame because his actions during the transition were lawful. There was nothing to hide!
Kyle Burlison retweeted
Holy shit @PeteButtigieg is brilliantly dismantling Trump’s army of fake news super spreaders! He needs to do this everyday until Nov. 3! – at Hampton Bays, NY
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Shock of shocks! Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed billionaire, received a $72.9 million tax refund from the IRS while not paying a nickel in federal income taxes in 10 out of 15 years. Yep. Trump l-o-v-e-s corporate socialism for himself, rugged capitalism for everyone else.
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I prefer Presidents who don't use OUR taxpayer money to golf while they only pay the IRS $750 per year in taxes. THAT'S OBSCENE.
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As I spend time in Maine, I’m noticing many confederate flags on properties and cars. To be clear, the confederacy was alive for 5 years, and their pursuit was to keep slavery legal in the US—and they lost. It seems many people with confederate flags don’t seem to know this.
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who the fuck is voting and supporting trump right now
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Trump supporters: Do you see how stupid your president and his cronies think you are? You donate your own money to build a wall, and they steal your money and pocket it. Do you see the lack of respect they have for their own voters? They steal from you to give to themselves.
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After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump
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Racism isn’t a touchy topic if you’re not a fucking racist
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Practicing impressions @cringe_genius
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did boomers have to grow through 2 economic crashes and a global pandemic before turning 40???
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ima flirt with as many people as i can during this quarantine. what y’all gonna do?? come see me? LMAO
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The Bernstein Bears donated $5,000 to the RNC in 2018 and 2019
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are the property brothers attractive or do they just have very white teeth
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