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I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm NOT NORMAL

Joined September 2012
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I want an open bar at my funeral
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Not feeling great today just gonna set a monster on the timeline and pass
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So glad I voted for Nithya Raman 700 times. They wanted to pay me for filling out all the ballots and I said I would do it for free.
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Hoping the crowd chants “You Deserve It” during Hulk Hogans memorial video package tomorrow…
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IT’S HOT DOWN HERE, BROTHER
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dental dam daniel
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your outie is an AMC A-Lister
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is basically the plot of Moneyball
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someone plz make a severance main theme hardstyle 170bpm mix and send it to me
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happy birthday to these two divas
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Don’t worry LA I got this.
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Thinking about how My dad would get so mad if I wore this to the next rams game. Might have to do it
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Only thoughts on the grammys are that I want asap rocky to win best music video for Tailor Swif
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Wokeness has ruined the time honored tradition of rigging your friends costume contest. All the votes I bought. Just thrown out. Shameful
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NBA should do a themed night. Like Jean shorts. They’re all playing in Jean shorts for a night. Just something I’m working on right now.
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wusell westbwook
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you’d never see a white person calling themselves the Filipino Restaurant
Oh no its fine, i just didnt expect it to be white is all
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Today, we celebrate the Red, White, and Blue!
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