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High school teacher: “that shit won’t slide in college” College Professor: “Yo who wants to hear about the time I was crowd surfing in a mosh pit at a Motley Crue concert?”

I hope @TaraLaughlin_ is having a great Monday.

The only reason that cig smokers and nic addicts aren’t classified as junkies is capitalism

Kendrick Perkins needs to be fired off first take. Every take he has is garbage and he was a scrub in the NBA

Multiverse of Madness is top ten

Helluva way to go🫣 @dwsonc @JudShenton

Weren’t u the one buying pods counting Pennie’s on the counter???

@elonmusk pls ban this account

If you feel generous today @shannongiesen and I are accepting donations for our new limo business Stretcheez

ODU TILL THE DAY I DIE!!!!!!!! #rollnarchs

Nothing professors love more than John Oliver videos

I like to think there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t clean up after themselves and let the workers do it “cause that’s what they get paid for”

Guess the Nationals aren’t making the playoffs again anytime soon

All the “little miss” insta posts have had every girl nation wide in a chokehold.

Kenley Jansen has to be the most overrated player on all of professional sports

Who would’ve guessed that Luke Bryan was in town last night????

This you? @therealbpf_

Deadass thought this was @cha_boi_noah at first glance