Everyone's Uncle 🛸

This account is mostly a shit-post account with the tagline "Bad takes made easy". I'm gonna say a lot of off topic things here that have nothing to actually do with whatever I tag, or reply to.

Well, I voted today. Please be sure that you actually read what your vote for. My state wanted to have judges from neighboring counties come over so that they can allow murderers out on bail.

My breakdown of the characters in #Deadlock is as follows: Half of the people in this game are or were dead. Half of the other half of those people aren't even people. And two of those not-people are shirtless lizard-women. It's a good game.

I love boosted postes. Every time I see one, I get to feed my block list

I got this pre-workout that's made by ICP. I have been using Six Star pre-workout or years and decided to try something different. OMFG! DO NOT DO MORE THAN ONE LEVEL SCOOP! This shirt slapped me in ways only a heart surgeon can. I didn't even do a full session and burnt 550cal!

I'm officially 2 years sober. I miss alcohol, but I'm proud of myself. I just wish that I had the same motivation I had when I was drunk.

Me and who?

The raccoon came back.

Only $770K more and we get open visor Chessnut. #spaceking