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Longhorn | Sack Snorter | Weekend Drinker | Bong Ripper | Fiji ‘97 | Weekend Womper

Joined November 2024
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Arch Manning we have a game Saturday what are you doing
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This chick is on a generational run
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What do you mean by this father?
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This dumb nigga used a bottle opener on a coors light #shrink
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Bapple isn’t good
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Late night thoughts
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Just shot a 72 (through 9) thought I deserved a marg
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Mormonism shouldn’t be considered a real religion
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Yah bro totally buying from you seeing your ad in the library bathroom
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Chicken jockey at the darty #expand
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Get minter up and moving
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First chest and got floppers and a slurp juice #tiltedtowers
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Celebrating this with some sack and some blue mountains tonight
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Let’s see if Kyle can unfuck himself
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Yall mind if a white boy hucks cube a sips on a grapple
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Left my AirPods in the room raw dogging my walk to class on this rainy Thursday afternoon
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Got a little nervous working on a project with a female
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