Most lip balms are made with salicylic acid crystals - An ingredient that causes your lips to peel, so you use more lip balm. #L8facts
What you look like after dropping your phone on your face in bed.. \(°ㅿ°)/ twitpic.com/2nzoxh #L8
Better pregnancy outcomes, higher birth weight, fewer interventions with pregnancy massage. massage-at-home-nj.blogspot.… #L8ad
If you get out of the shower clean... Then how does your towel get dirty? #L8
Started a game of hide & seek with my dad 20 years ago. Haha, he's the best! Where are you dad??? #L8
I FOLLOWBACK #Quotes retweeted
RT..."you don't have to re-invent the wheel just change the size of the tire." - Clayton B. Williams Jr.
I feel bad for the person who writes the terms & conditions.. #L8
When you're on the toilet without your phone... #iknowthisfeel #ReL8
It takes about 7 seconds for your nipple to get hard after you flick it. #L8facts
If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like " sausage. " #L8facts
*Doing Push Ups* ... 1-2-3-4 *Hot girl walks in* ... 345-346-347-348 #L8
Items transported via ship are called cargo, while items transported via car are called shipments. #L8
"Okay everyone
hold... HOLD... we will slide down
and all attack at once!" - Ice Cubes #L8quotes
Is the "s" or the "c" silent, in the word scent? I don't think we'll ever know... #L8
But for reals though.. Why do noses run... But feet smell!? #L8
SUICIDE BOMBER TRAINING: "Pay attention, because I'm only going to show you this once." #L8



