Clerk of the LCE (Serious/Unserious PARODY ACCOUNT not affiliated with Project Moon.) (Send him a message): https://xitter.cf/t.co/HMow6Q5cSQ

Limbus Company HQ
Joined January 2026
In light of the recent raid on the LCE, I was doing some headhunting for better security. Then I thought to myself, why not a gorilla? So I found one that’s intelligent, says he’s from the moon AND uses a tesla gun. He evens has a shield he can deploy to protect others.
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[As the stalemate continued, the sky above them warped, like something is tunnelling through the refractions of light.] [One after another, hundreds of thousands of portals filled the air surrounding them.] [Argalia knew that in one of them, an attack was waiting…] +
[the two seem completely locked in this stalemate of a fight neither side being able to really land any proper hits due to the power and skill level they are at]
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[Lapis pressed the attack, not letting Argalia pick up any guard against the portals.] [As a strong parry pushed the Blue Reverberation back slightly, another portal opened up right behind him as another blade from Lapis drew his attention away.]
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[In front of him a portal fizzles into existence, shooting out a blur. Without hesitation Argalia raised his scythe to aim for any vitals.] [Within a blink, Ravi clashes with Argalia’s blade, yet a faint sound of glass breaking was heard right as their blades clashed] +
ah. you scratched my coat, oh well. everyone! we are leaving, i had gotten what we came here for. disregard all conflicts and exit, then we shall regroup. these fools do not have a chance beating us now, and they know it.
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[As if knowing Argalia’s speed, Ravi had taken off the identity and slashed and sunk into another portal, barely being hit with the Blue Reverberation’s Scythe.]
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//Sorry I had to repost this, turns out twitter didn’t quote it because I left it in a draft and even though the thing said it DID quote it, it didn’t so I got lost at which part it was on.
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[In a split second, a blur of light slashes at him repeatedly between two portals, yet only scratching his coat] [Another opens up besides the others] “Dang, thought it’d work…” [Out of it steps Ravi in his EGO gear] “Superhero movie climax time, eh?”
you all act as if you are the main stars of this show, however... i have something up my sleeve. be prepared, or don't. i do not really care all too much. {Argalia shattered the glass holding the sapling of light, and fused with it.} ahh... this freedom...
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[I grit through it and manage to rip one of Argalia’s eyes out] [Though the blood was starting to choke me out, it looked like I was laughing.] “@TheCrimsonGod…tag…” [For now, that was the last words I manage to muster]
Replying to @LCERav20
I didnt, expect i to do much to be fair, that was simply more for the catharsis of it. {Argalias hands had started to dig into his throat as he choked Ravi out} Since you are so keen on talking so much.. {Argalia punctures through ravi's neck, and dug out his vocal cords}
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[I land on my feet, skidding past the rubble] “It was worth a shot.” [The device produces another weapon as I vanish from sight to strike from anywhere, only to be clashed and parried] “They should be here any second…”
Replying to @LCERav20
... ohh right thats supposed to hurt, yes you see i came to the realization that I don't need kids, so I just you know. {While Ravi was caught off guard by that information I hit him with a right hook, sending him flying across the hallway} Ah here we go, scythe back in hands.
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Oh? Is the ever so elegant Blue Reverberation losing his cool facade? I’ll let you know, I don’t plan on dying here…well not to you anyway. [The liquid squelching from the device solidifies into a scythe] I’ve no clue who this is to you but he must be a strong guy.
Did you just turn into... him? I need to kill you now. Your entire existence will be gone when im done with you.
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[A bit of static comes in through the communication device] Clerk…*Bzzzz*…Ra-… [Sounds of steps frantically heard] …*Bzzzt*…Bl-Verb-… Dist-tion…
[INT BAIT!] (A distress signal rang through, a perky, worried voice coming from it.) "Is this thing on? Ah! Alright, um. Hello! This is Ezra from the LCD, we are in need for allies. LCE and the Limbus Company Headquarters are being attacked by SoTC+ Threats! We need strength!"
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Hiya its me, Argalia, and I am invading the LCE with my group of besties!! i already killed some guys on the way here by the by!!
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They finally gave me a Clerk Gun™
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//Should probably do this since i'm on takeover or something
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Checked in on Kira and she was watching some livestream of a person peeling a raw egg.
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It’s multiplied.
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Everything feels so surreal…like nothing even makes sense anymore.
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It feels weird, I've been more involved with the Index than the LCE lately...wonder where everyone is.
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