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I am the formost expert on reddit you mean

This weighs the same as two full laundry baskets

Kai Cenat was about to fist fight someone in Japan for calling him a "black m*nkey" 😳

Unc gets opp killed behind bars

built up across two seasons btw. Meanwhile yall wanted John and Hal to get their suits fighting Sinestro in a big CG battle in the FIRST season all because your attention spans can't handle conversations between characters that don't last a minute of screentime.

i never blocked you, and i deleted it since i found out you were not protein in your fathers ballsack, but instead in your mothers womb. point still stands about gwot and subsequent cynical usage of the horrors of 9/11. glad your mother made it out. i don’t think you disagree w what i’m saying about how we eroded civil liberties/ waged endless costly and bloody wars since 9/11.

Genuinely what do you say if you’re singing this and not in the LGBTQ community? “Maggot” rhymes but it’s too similar to the actual word and doesn’t convey the same cynical message the narrator is trying to convey

Prison Guard was filling in paperwork. PG: Name? Emory Andrew Tate the Third. PG: Married? Sir, negative sir. PG: Children? Yes sir. PG: How many? More than 5 sir. PG: I asked how many. I don’t see why it is relevant sir. I have enemies and nobody in the world knows the answer besides me and Tristan. Not even the various mothers. PG: I need an answer, a number. I will answer you however I am duty-bound to inform you that I intend to lie. PG: That’s fine. 6 sir.

Women are the niggers of White people.

If you make little sandwiches out of the shit on a charcuterie board you’re GAY and you’re going to HELL

This one’s for the country club Christians

Cuffem’s paintball stream ends up in a brawl 👀

Yeah, go ask the people of Uvalde. Here are your “good guys with guns” just hanging around!