LegallyDirtyBlonde retweeted
OUTLOOK IS DOWN
AMAZON AWS IS DOWN
TEAMS IS DOWN
GOOGLE IS DOWN
LEAVE YOUR DESK
PUNCH YOUR BOSS
ADOPT A DOG WHO NEEDS YOU
STEAL FROM THE CHICK-FIL-A
IT IS YOURS NOW
DO DRUGS
ALL CRIME IS LEGAL
LegallyDirtyBlonde retweeted
if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.
I am generally NOT a hugger but I could really use a long hug from someone who loves me today.
Sigh. At least itβs Friday.
LegallyDirtyBlonde retweeted
Russell Brand has plenty of time to find that Bible verse he was looking for now.
LegallyDirtyBlonde retweeted
Being a lawyer is watching two adults pay thousands of dollars to have a third adult tell them to behave like adults.
Why is it always 430pm when someone has a work βemergencyβ that needs to be handled immediately? You couldnβt have realized this emergency 3 hours ago?
Please go away.
LegallyDirtyBlonde retweeted
Postcards are proof that someone paused their life to write to you. In a world of noise, thatβs rare.











