No One can be what I need, as There isn't a me for Me

Showering is SO important, on account of the asshole.

DMs now open. Lucky candidate will be chosen via rigorous testing to hear Any Thought I Feel Like Sharing™ and be lucky to do so. No cost at this time ((either party))

Hey anyone got a minute to teach me about time permanence?

Hey sorry to bug you do you like my tweet?

It literally does not matter, there is no audience.

If you're Not A Man they make you Perish

The reason I don't have parents is because I was created

Yanno there's a dog inside that dog you're kicking in the face

I have a homeless soul

I CAN'T kill myself I've got to check the frass for worms

Lemon juice is EXTREMELY important to my survival

Yo anybody else who suffers psychosis, dissociation and or sleep disorders just really fucking confused about reality a whole bunch of the time now? I feel like I'm going "You guys see it too, right?" but instead of the psychosis doubt, I'm now at "No, YOU GUYS SEE IT TOO RIGHT?"

Worm bit is up there with "Larry Bird ate my Doritos" bit out of Elly's best of Twitter bits I actually do have too many worms I'm not kidding guys please do you want them please

My ass just folded in on itself, popped out of existence and then a large burp echoed from the space where it was and now I can't sit on the couch ((seperate reason))

I know I'm on your timeline, I know I'm in your algorithm - but do you? Now that I've got your attention, I need to talk to you about worms I got so many good dry worms