
VP, Group Research Director @forrester, @rsaconference Program Committee. Not tweeting much. Find me here: https://teapaw.org/t.co/I3f7hN6F7d
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Sometimes it's the comedians who are most eloquent in articulating our tragedy. If you read nothing else about the anniversary of Dobbs, read this.
one year out and I don’t know how to write about it wapo.st/3NM5ayI
SCOTUS upheld #ICWA in a 7-2 decision in Haaland v. Brackeen. And Justice Barrett wrote for the majority. Well, knock me over with a proverbial feather, that's a second good surprise from 1 First Street this month.
A better-than-expected SCOTUS outcome: section 2 of the Voting Rights Act still exists. Yes, I'd like section 5 back (preclearance). But I'll take the draw and be happy that AL's black voters had their rights vindicated today.
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Some initial thoughts on Allen v. Milligan.
Media is trumpeting this as a "victory" for the Voting Rights Act. And it is. And I don't want to be a turd in the punchbowl... but this is pretty weak sauce from this Court.
Apple podcasts has swapped all the ads to Finnish because I'm in Helsinki. This is probably not what is meant by "location intelligence."
If I have to read one more New Yorker or NYT profile about a bunch of privileged, snowflake friends of Bari Weiss’s who are printing money with their tales of being cancelled, I will start throwing things. I will listen to this again as a brain cleanser: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
I'm hoping that someday Kid #1 will appreciate me staying awake to record myself reading their script for their video for their Spanish class so that they can hear how to pronounce it correctly.
Parenting teenagers is hard. The level of drama is 11/10, constantly. I appreciate my own parents more every day...
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That's all folks! Thank you @RSAConference and the countless partners for the fruitful discussions this week. 🇪🇺🤝🇺🇸
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Insight: “The biggest issue we have as an industry is the definition of #ZeroTrust,” heard today during the “Standards on the Horizon” panel with @lkoetzle @Le_Passar @RUSecur @forrester @NISTcyber @enisa_eu #RSAC
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NIST and ENISA will come together in this #RSAC 2023 Keynote moderated by @LKoetzle, VP, Group Research Director, @Forrester. In this discussion, panelists will dive into several directives from both agencies. Hear a preview from Laura. spr.ly/6016OzIJw
Laura Koetzle Outlines What’s to Come in Her RSAC 2023 Keynote
At #RSAC2023 in San Francisco later this month, join us for our South Stage Keynote panel, "Standards on the Horizon: What Matters Most?" on Thursday 27 April at 14.10 Pacific time! @rsaconference rsaconference.com/usa/agenda…
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Watch on demand: #RSAC Advisory Board members @LKoetzle, Kim Jones and @DawnCappelli engaged in a lively discussion on critical infrastructure and the talent gap ahead of this year's RSA Conference. spr.ly/6014O8P3m
How am I just now discovering that the Gipsy Kings made a Spanish-language flamenco cover of "Hotel California"?! Impressively, it's a quite faithful translation (the non-chorus lyrics to "Hotel California" are genuinely weird).
No, Twitter, I do *not* want to know why "Jewish Space Lasers" is trending on Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Bravo @Reuters for excellent investigative reporting and an A+ title ("Khmer Riche"). reuters.com/investigates/spe…
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An astute observer pointed out markets were up 1% within an hour of this report coming out, it helped that much already. Past performance no guarantee of future results ofc : ). Credit to @Jess_Burn_ @JinanBudge @sandycarielli @AllaValente and team!
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