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VP, Group Research Director @forrester, @rsaconference Program Committee. Not tweeting much. Find me here: https://teapaw.org/t.co/I3f7hN6F7d

Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Joined May 2013
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Wait, America... you were serious??
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Sometimes it's the comedians who are most eloquent in articulating our tragedy. If you read nothing else about the anniversary of Dobbs, read this.
one year out and I don’t know how to write about it wapo.st/3NM5ayI
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SCOTUS upheld #ICWA in a 7-2 decision in Haaland v. Brackeen. And Justice Barrett wrote for the majority. Well, knock me over with a proverbial feather, that's a second good surprise from 1 First Street this month.
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A better-than-expected SCOTUS outcome: section 2 of the Voting Rights Act still exists. Yes, I'd like section 5 back (preclearance). But I'll take the draw and be happy that AL's black voters had their rights vindicated today.
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Some initial thoughts on Allen v. Milligan. Media is trumpeting this as a "victory" for the Voting Rights Act. And it is. And I don't want to be a turd in the punchbowl... but this is pretty weak sauce from this Court.
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Apple podcasts has swapped all the ads to Finnish because I'm in Helsinki. This is probably not what is meant by "location intelligence."
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If the ads remain in Finnish, I win - I will never be subtly influenced by an advertisement again! [But if this happens to Swedish Finns also, it must drive them batty]
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If I have to read one more New Yorker or NYT profile about a bunch of privileged, snowflake friends of Bari Weiss’s who are printing money with their tales of being cancelled, I will start throwing things. I will listen to this again as a brain cleanser: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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I'm hoping that someday Kid #1 will appreciate me staying awake to record myself reading their script for their video for their Spanish class so that they can hear how to pronounce it correctly.
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Parenting teenagers is hard. The level of drama is 11/10, constantly. I appreciate my own parents more every day...
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Laura Koetzle retweeted
That's all folks! Thank you @RSAConference and the countless partners for the fruitful discussions this week. 🇪🇺🤝🇺🇸
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Laura Koetzle retweeted
Insight: “The biggest issue we have as an industry is the definition of #ZeroTrust,” heard today during the “Standards on the Horizon” panel with @lkoetzle @Le_Passar @RUSecur @forrester @NISTcyber @enisa_eu #RSAC
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Laura Koetzle retweeted
NIST and ENISA will come together in this #RSAC 2023 Keynote moderated by @LKoetzle, VP, Group Research Director, @Forrester. In this discussion, panelists will dive into several directives from both agencies. Hear a preview from Laura. spr.ly/6016OzIJw
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At #RSAC2023 in San Francisco later this month, join us for our South Stage Keynote panel, "Standards on the Horizon: What Matters Most?" on Thursday 27 April at 14.10 Pacific time! @rsaconference rsaconference.com/usa/agenda…
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Laura Koetzle retweeted
Watch on demand: #RSAC Advisory Board members @LKoetzle, Kim Jones and @DawnCappelli engaged in a lively discussion on critical infrastructure and the talent gap ahead of this year's RSA Conference. spr.ly/6014O8P3m
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How am I just now discovering that the Gipsy Kings made a Spanish-language flamenco cover of "Hotel California"?! Impressively, it's a quite faithful translation (the non-chorus lyrics to "Hotel California" are genuinely weird).
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No, Twitter, I do *not* want to know why "Jewish Space Lasers" is trending on Holocaust Remembrance Day.
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An astute observer pointed out markets were up 1% within an hour of this report coming out, it helped that much already. Past performance no guarantee of future results ofc : ). Credit to @Jess_Burn_ @JinanBudge @sandycarielli @AllaValente and team! forrester.com/report/navigat…
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The BBC reports that various members of the Taliban’s communications department have purchased Twitter Blue and thus appear with blue checks. Apparently no one cares where the $8 comes from.
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