
🙋♂️🎙️Patton | @ApeAlphaDogs 🧑💻| Mental Heath Advocate 🫶 |Communications 🎓🗣️@ClutchMarkets @Jarritos 🦴@Celtics ☘️ @themutualfun 🪑 #Stoolie #BTYC
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Officially a full time intern.. 🫡 honored to be brought in already by these absolute legends. @CTuska @Emoneybko127 @buckd_up
Excited to contribute, create, and help strengthen the @ClutchMarkets ecosystem!
Thank you for trusting this Cub.. 🫶 HEAD INTERN mode on! 🧱 X 🧱
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
Robinhood is in the perfect position to absorb the lion's share of mass tokenized stock adoption, which is inevitable.
@OxSimpleFarmer is building the missing links.
The stock market will stay open 24/7 in the near future, and we have SF to thank for much of the infra.
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
LOUDER, FOR THE ONES ON THE BACK!
@ClutchMarkets and @themutualfun together...STRONK!!
This is major news for robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50
Reading this and having worked on MICA for the longest time, makes me realize how far we’ve gone.
MiCA (Markets in Crypto-Assets) is the European Union’s landmark all-in-one rulebook for cryptocurrency. It replaces a confusing mess of 27 different national laws with a single unified framework across the entire European Economic Area (EEA). [1, 2, 3]
Basically if you have a crypto token launching in the European Union, you have to comply with Mica
You also have to file and have. White paper that is MiCA compliant.
So far only 2 tokens are MiCA compliant robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 and robinhood:0x39dbed3a2bd333467115de45665cc57f813c4571
Will drop an article on MiCA
Pleased to announce that the $STONKBROKER MiCA white paper is now published by the MiCA Crypto Alliance under EU Regulation 2023/1114. MiCA Title II (Articles 4 to 9) has required any token offered to the public or traded on a platform in the European Union to have a white paper drafted, notified to a national regulator and published before it can be sold or listed within the E.U.
This makes $STONKBROKER one of only two tokens on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain with a published MiCA white paper, because safety and regulatory compliance have been a priority for us from day one. Read the white paper here:
micacryptoalliance.com/news/…
Midweek update, the market is still bullish on $STONKBROKER
Clock in. 💼
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
24 hours later on ETH: the BEARISH migration
🐻 4,278 bears migrated (61.2%, up from 48.7%)
🎨 91 Customs claimed
💤 577K $BURR in HiBEARnation rewards claimed
⛽ 830+ ETH transactions sponsored so far
💧 8.6 ETH added to $BURR liquidity from mint & fees in last 24hrs
New this week:
▶️ Beta testing for beta.bearish.games and blinko.game is open. Win $BURR and NFTs for feedback and bug squashing. Join to get started: discord.gg/bearish
▶️ New $BURR swap: buy and sell right on bearish.af/trade, with pricing, mcap and liquidity
▶️ DexScreener token info for $BURR is updated
▶️ Fur Keeps is open for 1/1 Customs
▶️ Den now shows assets across every linked wallet
Still on Abstract? Your bears are waiting, and it takes a couple of minutes. Abstract closes Dec 15.
bearish.af/den/migrate
FOMO since before ApeFest… missing the fam really hurts, but then also seeing all those amazing #ApeChain and @BoredApeYC @MutantInfusion @OtherBallz @apechurch 🤤 STICKERS hurts worse lol!
I collect em & I’m over here dying for a few. If anyone’s got extras & would toss some in an ✉️ for me possibly, you’d make my whole damn day + willing to pay for whatever postage etc! #ApechainOnTop 🫶 🦍 🏆
A storm is brewing over Europe 👀
robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 is P.R.I.M.E.d for worldwide adoption 🌍
No borders.
No limits.
Clock in. 💼
Pleased to announce that the $STONKBROKER MiCA white paper is now published by the MiCA Crypto Alliance under EU Regulation 2023/1114. MiCA Title II (Articles 4 to 9) has required any token offered to the public or traded on a platform in the European Union to have a white paper drafted, notified to a national regulator and published before it can be sold or listed within the E.U.
This makes $STONKBROKER one of only two tokens on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain with a published MiCA white paper, because safety and regulatory compliance have been a priority for us from day one. Read the white paper here:
micacryptoalliance.com/news/…
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
The LazyEdge NFL 2026 Week 6 pick'em contest is final. 19 players entered.
First place goes to Bronamath with 10 correct picks. The prize is 10,000 $LAZY.
Second place is a tie between Player A0E7B1 and Player 060FDC with 9 correct picks each. Each wins 3,750 LAZY.
The leaderboard is at lazyedge.net/pickem/leaderbo…
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
We know you’re excited to take a seat. So are we. But we need to move the mint to Monday, 3 PM ET.
Missing a deadline is never ideal, but we only get one shot to nail this 🪑
In the meantime, we'll open The Lounge and walk you through the voting process. Update your calendars!
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
The LazyEdge NFL 2026 Week 7 pick'em is open.
Players pick the winner of each of the 14 games straight up (SU).
It is free to enter.
The prizes are 10,000 $LAZY for the winner, then 5,000 LAZY, then 2,500 LAZY.
Picks close at each game's kickoff. The first kickoff is Thursday 8:15 PM ET.
lazyedge.net/pickem
CLOCKED IN. 💼
BUT STILL FIT FOR A KING!!
👑 👉 ethereum:native #NewProfilePic 🐻 🤵♂️ 😎
@bearish_af
There’s still time to catch the robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 dip before the Brokers and Interns run it back 💼
Robinhood Chain is heating up, tokenized stocks are moving and @ClutchMarkets keeps shipping
Book It. 📚
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
SimpleFarmer on building the StonkBrokers V4 hooks with Hookr.
"It's been a pleasure working with the Hookr team"
"I thought it'd be better to work with a team to get those out"
"The communication was great, the execution was seamless, and the reception even better."
Projects: @ClutchMarkets @Hookrfun @NodarJ
FT @OxSimpleFarmer @ChillTRD @mynt_josh @MCGlive
this week's also starting to look good for $STONKBROKER 💼📈
Stonktober. 🎃
Week’s looking good Brokers 👀📈
Have we finally put in the bottom?
Now imagine robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 with even more eyes on it, wider reach and deeper liquidity
That’s what P.R.I.M.E. is all about
🎯 Next Mission: @HyperliquidX
More markets. More exposure. More opportunities.
Clock In. 💼
ʟʟ.ᴄᴜʙ.ᴋɪɴɢ.ᴇᴛʜ retweeted
30 minutes into the migration:
🐻 22% of bears already on Ethereum (1,550 of 6,988)
🍯 22% of BURR moved (15.9M)
⛽ Gas is on us, big moves included
Move yours: bearish.af/den/migrate
































