Almost gets burned at work from an open flame, freaked out, and the dishwasher swoops in and says "don't worry, I'm a certified lifeguard"
Today I managed to cut my finger open while cleaning, burn my face while straightening my hair &poke my eye while putting mascara on. #Klutz
I don't think anything is more nostalgic than the scent of apple cinnamon. #drooling
Apparently peeing on a mat in front of the doors to a restaurant is a thing... :/ #youthinkyouvehearditall #classact
You remind me of the babe (What babe?) Babe with the power (What power?) Power of voodoo (Who do?) You do (Do what?) Remind me of the babe!
“The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” So, unless you’re a banana, you’ve got nothing to worry about #goldengirls
He lets me braid his hair when I'm bored. He's a keeper! 😂😘 @Avi16


