Hockey Mom, wife, dog mom, Oxford comma user, two spaces after period user. Caps/VGK.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined June 2009
I want a soft life. I want ease. I want relaxation. I do not want to hustle. I do not want to grind. Grinding wears you down to brittle nothingness. I do not want to work my life away. I want enjoyment and rest, not as rewards but as practice. My life will be a practice in joy.
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The greed in this country, I just dont know how much more I can stand. Son accidentally left his beloved stuffy at @Marriott @MarriottBonvoy today. Contacted hotel to find out return options. 3 options available $97 next day air $60 two day air $30 ground.
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Senora Guerrero retweeted
Can we please get the soft porn ads off playoff broadcasts, TBS, Fox, NBC, @MLB? My son wants to watch baseball with Dada, but how do I justify that when a half-naked women could come on screen anytime?? This is America’s Pastime. Parents shouldn’t have to worry about this.
Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball? Maybe start with the commercials. Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown: - Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit - The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen - Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch. You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas. Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.
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Getting really tired of watching a baseball game with my kids and seeing commercials of a half naked Sydney Sweeney talking about men betting on what color underwear shes wearing and Megan Fox in red spandex talking about erection meds. Isn't baseball the all American family game
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Just got health insurance renewal in mail. Current plan going away, similar plan less coverage and $300 more a month. This is after monthly premium last year went from $400 to $800. Thanks Biff and the spineless republicans! American is def great! 🖕
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Senora Guerrero retweeted
Donald trump said Kamala Harris would raise gas prices by 25% so thank God you avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.
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It pains me that I had to turn one of my most beloved characters into President Biff, but the lies are just so Chunk-esque that I had to.
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Every fing day its a new bill, a new rate increase, a new knot in my stomach. Ready to sell everything and go live off the grid somewhere. Literally impossible. Health ins doubled, car ins just went up 800/yr. Its never ending.
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🚨NEW: Jimmy McCain, son of John McCain, is supporting Arizona Democratic Governor Katie Hobbs in her re-election campaign and will campaign for her this fall. RETWEET to thank McCain for putting country over party!
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Hunter Biden on Trump: “I would tell him to go fuck his fucking self. And please leave. This man has tried to torture me for fucking ten years. The shit that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning him and all the things he said about him. What the fuck kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go fuck himself?”
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Vers sad to read about the loss of Mary Morello, @tmorello mom. I absolutely adored when she would come on and cohost his show on XM radio. She was an absolute legend and when I would hear their stories, I always hoped that my sons would adore me the same way. Rip to an icon ❤️🤘
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MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.
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The red card guy didn't even score. We paid off Fifa for nothin', T.
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5 million people dropped their ACA coverage after Trump and the GOP let premiums skyrocket. That's not fraud. That's a corrupt policy with a body count.
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One of the most exhausting things about being a grownup is always having to be the bigger person.
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Am I the only person on Earth who has zero desire to ever see any savanah banana performance? I dont understand the appeal.
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Absolutely loathe @SouthwestAir new assigned seating. It makes me so sad.
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Senora Guerrero retweeted
I'm gonna die on this hill: Chronic absenteeism will improve if schools normalized staying home while contagious instead of rewarding perfect attendance
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Graham Platner: “Paying union workers a good wage to build our schools and our roads and our energy grids is the best possible way we could spend our money. Certainly better than giving tax breaks to billionaires or blowing up girls’ schools in Iran”
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You can be soooooo popular at your workplace, but trust me, if you're laid off today, no one from work will call you after 1 week. Avoid gossip. Don't brag. Do your job. Get paid. Go home.
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