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I'm all about having FuN!! But I do have to hv a serious side.I'ma hpi chapi n dnt let no bitch gt m dwN!. I steal gud quotes n f u dnt dig plz UNFOLLOW! :)

Durban south africa
Joined October 2010
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AKA fans opening #Dust2dust download link
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Get your @FactDbnRocks Tix @Computicket & @PostNet TODAY!! 3 Stages / 1 Venue @MMStadium Cc @DJTira @AfroTainmentSA
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Limpopo IEC stations still open to give witches and farmers extra voting time.
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#khumbul'ekhaya @phephisa boh! took all day for them to calm down. WOW! lol
Then she jus sips her water!! Kwaaaa! I'm done! #Khumbulekhaya
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Passenger: After robot!! Taxi Driver: Kunani??
" Obama: 'I quote. . .' Zuma: 'I coat. . .' Mandoza: 'Ayikhothi'. " ☹
When A Girl Replies With "Aww Thanks" It Means She's Politely Asking You To Return To The Friend Zone That You Just Tried To Escape From. ☺
Today Tat'omkhulu Nelson R Mandela is put to rest. Father of all nations, we thank You for all that uv done ... m.tmi.me/1cZYZy
I find it ironic that the colours red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
In Math Exam: 1. See the questions 2. See the questions again 3. See the questions again 4. CRY 5. CRY again 6. CRY again
my first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. my first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope they go away
If you can say these 4 words fast without getting tongue tied, you're a genius: 1: Eye 2: Yam 3: Stew 4: Peed ☺
Hey hey! I'm F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S so shut it and listen♉
#An ideal guy# a guy with an awesome dress sense♥♥ *ie-'Jason Malinga'
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MEEK MILL RAP LIKE SOMEBODY PUT A DIRTY BOWL IN THE SINK WHILE HE WAS DOING THE DISHES