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are you … sure? you look kinda grossed out walking around. but—– maybe that’s just cause all my dad’s medical stuff is all over the living room. i just, i want you to be comfortable, yeah? you don’t seem it—–
what? 🥺 n——no… it’s fine! it’s cozy. and, yeah, i miss home, but i’d miss you 𝑤𝑎𝑦 more. plus, we can always just get you a mattress topper.
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… :/ it’s—– fine, you know. i—if you don’t want to live here. i get it—– it’s all small and grungy, just … no need to force yourself. it’s really okay.
you’re just blunt and rude sometimes… whatever you want. sorry, i just—— slept wrong last night. your old bed sucks. i miss my memory foam.
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tacky? t—tacky? it’s not … you didn’t 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 sass, babe—– i’ve been told i have attitude problems since i was born, but 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮. what’s happening tonight?
come on, babe, you don’t wanna be one of those guy’s that leeches off his girlfriend’s personality. that’s so tacky… i’ll be nicer tonight. let me off the hook with this.
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why can’t it be imbued in 𝘮𝘺 personality? you can’t be the only one going around acting like a dick, silly. th—that’s plain unjust.
wow, your new york accent’s getting better… and that wasn’t attitude. that was sass. it’s imbued in my personality!
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oh, because “not even goin’ to pretend to know what the fuck that means” had no attitude at all. right. 𝑚𝑚𝑚𝑚kay.
crystal! and you could’ve explained it without the attitude. nerd.
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“gg” meaning “good game,” as in … that was a good game. “fuckin’” as in … fucking. and “ez” meaning “easy,” as in … that was easy. clear?
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Yeah please fuck us
fuck introverts
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(at a social event) *paws at you* can we leave *paws at you* can we leave *paws at you* can we leave
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cool. i mean … i was gonna, but—– yeah. th—thanks. :] like, who even needs sex, right?
don’t apologize , do whatever you want .
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that response got an inevitable, though perhaps repetitive, pout out of christian, saddened by the thought of weeks without a stable gaming setup. and … his dad’s illness, too. 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰. “bleeeehhh.” he spat back in a simple scoff, +
“i know i am.” they quip smartly, fond chuckles escaping their throat when dotted with more kisses. then, he just 𝘩𝘢𝘴 to mention his gaming pc, pulling an annoyed groan from river as their hip’s play–pinched. “no. babe, no.” …
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smearing his palm all over their face as it came in for another kiss. “don’t hate on me, river. my pc makes me happy.” once again, he clung to them with both beefy arms. swinging his grip down to hold onto their waist, nose brushing +
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against her neck. he’d kind of forgotten all about standing there in just his undies by now. “… but, i guess you’ll do. you and my switch.” smooching at their neck as he spoke.
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somewhat amused by the sudden shove, he just reached out to flick at the elder’s 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 nipple. smiling subtly, until sebastian’s next question. huh? i just had some … u—uh, questionable experiences. all hope has been lost.
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… are you okay? you look quite emotional. i didn’t realize you’d be so heavily affected, sorry—–
no — i was gonna wear them for you , thought you’d like the look . but since you’re celibate now . . .
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his lightish–brown–eyed gaze softened as river went on, although the edges of those eyes remained notably watery. presenting his mouth in a flat pout, christian ran his palm up and down river’s bare back. “… thanks, love. you’re sweet.” +
“mind? not at all.” river shakes their head, so accustomed to being unabashedly up in his proximity that the way they’re entangled in one another barely fazes them. “it’ll be like old times! i’ll pack a bag, and——i can leave pip …
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stealing one more kiss to their lips, followed promptly by an affectionate smooch to the cheek. then two more. “my room should be, uh … m—more spacious, than when we started dating. less stuff in there.” idly, christian’s fingers pinched +
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at one of river’s hips. his human stress toy. ". . . or, wait—– maybe i should bring my pc back in—–” which, inevitably, would take up half his closet—sized room. much to think about.
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your … halloween plans fell through, or what? sorry to hear that. :/
guess i have to return the new cat ears , tail and thigh high socks i bought . ( ☹️ )
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