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Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!?
bostonmagazine.com/travel/be…
"Frolf! Frisbee golf, Jerry! Golf with a frisbee! This is gonna be my time, time to taste the fruit and let the juices drip down my chin! I proclaim this the SUMMER OF GEORGE!!!!!"
I would pick myself to perform at The Superbowl Halftime Show too. A tight 22 minutes of standup comedy
"Unbelievable. I'm never gonna get out of here. A guy goes to pee he never comes back. It's like a science fiction story"


