Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

Somewhere in my head
Joined February 2009
Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!? bostonmagazine.com/travel/be…
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I don't know anybody named Clancy
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AI is just "look at Urkel rapping"
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Imma do a puzzle
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"Frolf! Frisbee golf, Jerry! Golf with a frisbee! This is gonna be my time, time to taste the fruit and let the juices drip down my chin! I proclaim this the SUMMER OF GEORGE!!!!!"
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I didn't the Verzuz was this evening
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Rising up back on the street
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I would pick myself to perform at The Superbowl Halftime Show too. A tight 22 minutes of standup comedy
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Lemme do this puzzle right quick
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"He might as well have. I CAUGHT him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs"
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Gotta get me some rent em spoons
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Random old cartoon: Visionaries
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I was 2 of these for Halloween growing up
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Let me do a puzzle
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"Unbelievable. I'm never gonna get out of here. A guy goes to pee he never comes back. It's like a science fiction story"
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A 70s cop show starring me and a seal as my sidekick
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My aunts are making AI versions of themselves on Facebook. SHUT IT DOOOOOOOOWN
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A lot of takes on Crystal Lake and I wonder who actually watched The Friday The 13th franchise, specifically the first 2 movies. I'm about 3 episodes in and have been entertained. I'll listen to arguments of show quality. The other stuff is Rob Zombie's fault
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